Gay PowerThirst Energy Drink Video (Lyrics & Script Included)

February 16th, 2008 | by pfunk |

Picnicface is back with the 3rd PowerThirst energy drink spoof video. This time it’s a little gay though. That’s right, it’s Gay Power Thirst…it’s Anal Blast. Note quite as funny as the first one in my opinion. Actually, I’m not even sure if I like it. I figured I’d throw it up here and see what you think. It’s definitely more on the shocking side than the other Power Thirst videos.

Anyhow, here it is…and by the way, it’s not suitable for minors or the faint of heart. So, proceed with caution. You’ve been warned.

Other (more funny) PowerThirst videos:
Original PowerThirst video (lyrics included)
PowerThirst 2: Re-domination (lyrics included)

Gay PowerThirst 3 (aka Anal Blast) Lyrics/Script

Hey, do you wanna feel so gay? Try Anal Blast.

Homo energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of gayness.

With all new flavors like Brown Eye. Jizz-flavored fag juice, it’s like adding a homo to a girl on girl porn.

Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably gay.

What’s that? You want pina colata? How about Penis Alota? Made with penis, real penis. Fashion (aaahhhhhh!), Fashion (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be extremely well dressed.

It’s an energy drink for gay men. Man-orgy. These aren’t your dad’s buns, these are your boyfriend’s buns. Turbobuns.

Interior, design, interior, design, huge dicks, curved dicks, smooth dicks, more dicks than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast that your boyfriend will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and jizz on his face with your energy dick.

You’ll have so much energy (aaaahhhhh!), energy (aaaahhhhh!) that you’ll be cumming all the time. Homo walking, home talking, home stalking, home eating, homo laughing, homo dating, homo spawning babies. You won’t have any babies. 0 babies!

Give Brown Eye to your partners and they’ll be good at butt sex. They’ll make your partner cum abnormally fast. They’ll cum as fast as Kenyans. People will catch them cumming and think that they’re Kenyans. They’ll suck them off like Kenyans, they’ll cum on an actual Kenyan, and they’ll wanna tie the knot and then they’ll be deported back to Kenya.

Hey! go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your buttsex (brown eyes!). Try Anal Blast, the homo energy drink that will make you gay. (aaahhh!) sports (aaahhh!).

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