Fuck The Earth Day with Kevin Nealon and Jack English

April 25th, 2008 | by pfunk |

Kevin Nealon makes a cameo approval, and Jack English advertises a new and better holiday…Fuck The Earth Day. So, after the hippies are celebrating Earth Day on April 22nd, the next day on April 23rd is now Fuck The Earth Day. A very funny video with some very quotable lines. Check out the lyrics/transcript to the “Fuck the Earth” Day advertisement below and you can read along as Jack English tells you to pour oil on a duck…classic.

“Fuck The Earth” Day script/lyrics by Kevin Nealon & Jack English

Kevin Nealon about Fuck the Earth Day: Hi, I’m Kevin Nealon and you might know me from…well, being famous. Anyway, I approve this message…as long as I get my $400 dollars. Happy Earth Day.

Jack English about “Fuck the Earth” Day: April 22nd…Earth Day. A day when people around the world go the extra mile to care for our delicate planet. A day to remember to recycle, to drive your Prius, to reduce your carbon footprint…and a day where I like to go around telling everyone I see, “Fuck the earth.” I’m Jack English and I paid for this ad to tell you about a new and better holiday…April 23rd - Fuck The Earth Day.

Jack English about Fuck The Earth Day: In the past several years, the Bush administration’s cast a lot of good doubt on liberal media myths like deforestation and global warming. And as a true patriotic American, I blindly follow what my wise elected leaders tell me. So on April 23rd don’t worry about what the hippy alarmists are saying and do what makes you feel good…leave your lights on…drive a hummer…pour oil on a duck.

Jack English about Fuck The Earth Day: Remember, global warming is just a theory…like evolution, or the metric system. I mean come on, if the globe was so warm, why was it so cold this winter? In my opinion, the earth’s gone a bit soft these past few years. What we need to do is slap it around a bit…make earth our bitch. What’s the worst thing that can happen? We flood some cities and destroy the food chain? Learn to swim. And eat fuckin’ rocks people. Swim. And eat rocks. Happy Fuck The Earth Day.

Kevin Nealon: Mike, where’s my $400 dollars?

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