Alone in the Universe Lyrics, Music Video by Jon Lajoie

March 16th, 2009 | by pfunk |

Jon Lajoie is Alone in the Universe and apparently he wants to sing a song about masturbating. Jon Lajoie recently released a new video called Alone in the Universe. The lyrics and video are below. If you haven’t heard of Jon Lajoie, then you’re in for a real treat. He’s one of the funniest guys currently online, and especially in Canada. So, take solace in the fact that you’re not “alone in the universe” and sing along with the new Jon Lajoie video.

**Update: check out our new favorite song by Jon Lajoie: Pop Song

Alone in the Universe Music Video

Alone in the Universe Lyrics

We’re floating in space on the edge of time…
In a universe that we can’t define.
Billions of stars in the endless night.
Try and find purpose for our lives,
Yet we still take the time,
We still take the time,
Yes we always take the time…

To masturbate oohhh…
To milk the snake…
Girls do the taco hand shake…
I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight.

Wheter you’re English, French, Japanesse, or German,
Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman,
We all take matters into our own hands.
With the five finger army we invade our pants.
We’d all be doing time,
Yes we’d all be doing time,
If it was a crime…

To Masterbate ooohhhh…
To pull the hand brake…
To play vagina dj…
She’s gonna play country on the clitar, tonight.

He burps his baby,
She’s putting on a puppet show.
Our genitals are Juliet,
Our hands are Romeo.
He chokes his chicken,
She tickles her camel toe.
Our genitals are Jul….

(2 Hours Later)

That Marisa Tomei is HOT!
Our genitals are Juliet,
Our hands are Romeo.

I’m gonna play ball on team penis, tonight.