WTF Collective Video and Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

October 12th, 2009 | by pfunk |

Jon Lajoie is at it again. And this time he’s got one hell of a crew with him. We’re talking about 12 MCs…and they call themselves the WTF Collective. Check out the new song and music video from Jon Lajoie, WTF Collective. Hilarious as always!

Jon Lajoie WTF Collective Song and Music Video

WTF Collective Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

[MC Confusing]
Other rappers are comprehensible, not me,
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black.
It’s a fact, I got more rhymes then Zack Braff taking a nap.
I attack mothaf*ckas wearin’ purple backpacks,
And I snack on towel racks and take a sh*t on your track.
Yeah you’re whack, cuz everybody understands what you say.
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay.
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste,
and I say karate pencil case and put it on tape.

[MC Insecure]
Yo I’m MC Insecure, what’s up?
I really don’t think that I’m good enough
to be rhymin’ on this track cuz my lyrics suck.
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck.
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse,
and now I got nothing left so I’ll pretend that I got hurt.
(Owww! Oh I think I…sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me)

[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia ya up in this bitch,
woke up five days ago lyin’ in the ditch.
Didn’t know who I was I couldn’t remember sh*t.
Apparently something happened that was traumatic.
I used to have more rhymes but I can’t remember them.
Seriously I’m freaking out I can’t remember anything!
What my mothaf*cking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)

[MC Public Urination]
Yo I’m MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a f*ckin’ piss on the f*ckin sidewalk.
Any time any place I just whip out my c*ck
and empty my bladder while you mothaf*ckas watch!
You other MC’s can’t handle this shit!
You just a little bitch ‘fraid to pee in public.
You runnin’ to a toilet everytime you have to piss.
Yo f*ck that shit I just whip out my d*ck!

[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that’s me.
Everytime I grab the mic I f*ckin’ fall asleep…
(snoring)

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m the guy who sings the chorus…
(it breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring…
(I wish that I could go home)
But they’re paying me to sing the chorus…
(And I really need the cash)
Cuz I’m unemployed at the moment…
(Just moved back in with my dad)

[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I’m MC Doesn’t Know What Irony Is.
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss.
She said ‘let’s go to your place and I’ll suck your d*ck’
I said ‘Hell yeah bitch, that’s so ironic’

[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I’m MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad ass like Gandolfini.
You know he’s known for The Sopranos
but he’s also in movies like
Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity,
which I didn’t really like
’cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen…
well, I guess in Hot Shots he was kinda funny.
But I prefer Leslie Nielson in the Naked Gun,
you know who else was in that movie?
O.J. Simpson…
Which is kinda weird knowing what he did after that.
Wait, what was I saying? I think I got sidetracked.

[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I’m MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3.
I really like those movies but the 4th dissapointed me.
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci…
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!

[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that’s me,
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy,
the 4th was also good, they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!

[MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently]
Yo I’m MC Sh*t My Pants Frequently…
It usually happens when I’m walking down the street,
or when I’m hangin’ out with some fly-ass hoes.
There we go, thank god i brought a change of clothes!

[MC Final Verse]
Yo I’m the MC with the final verse,
I’m supposed to sum up everything you heard
But muthaf*ckas I don’t really have the time.
So f*ck that and come back to the Chorus Guy

[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I’m still singing the chorus…
(thank god we’re almost done)
I hate singin’ the chorus…
(Such a boring f*ckin’ job)
I’m gonna take my 40 bucks…
(That’s what they’re payin’ me)
And I’m gonna go get really drunk…
(Masturbate then go to sleep)

Wait a minute, I remember what happened now…You guys raped me! No wonder I couldn’t remember anything. I thought you guys were my friends. That is not cool.

No it’s ironic.

No, no…it’s not ironic. I don’t think you understand…dude, dude could you stop peeing while I’m talking? And what the f*ck is that? Did someone sh*t their pants?

Yep!