Have You Ever Been High As Fuck? (lyrics below)

February 22nd, 2008 | by pfunk |

From the man that brought you the normal guy videos and the 2 girls 1 cup tribute video, another Jon Lajoie classic. Nothing like getting high, getting hungry, and…what was I talking about? Ketchup chips. What? Have you ever been high as fuck? If so, maybe you’ll relate to some of the following:

Have You Ever Been High As Fuck Lyrics

Have you ever watched the sun go down
and you’re thinking about the world spinning round,
have you ever been high as fuck?

You’re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
and your dog’s looking at you like need help,
have you ever been high as fuck?

Then you feel your heart pumping really fast
and you’re convinced that you’re gonna have a heart attack,
have you ever been high as fuck?

Close your eyes and you’re on a chicken farm,
the only problem’s that the chickens have human arms.
You say that’s fucked up why do the chickens have human arms?

You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
but you’re scared because you think that they will know your high,
so you walk around the block to buy some time.

You finally decide to go in the store
but you’re so high you don’t know why you’re there any more.
So, you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there.

You’re walking home and your mouth is dry.
You should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high.

Thinkin’ about ketchup chips,
and for some reason, the game Battleship.

[talking] You start thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you’re a kid, and then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves. So, you say guess what, I’m gonna make up a game right now and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine and I’m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat. But then you don’t know where to find a porcupine, so you go on ebay and you do a search. But people don’t sell porcupines on the internet. And you say you know what world, you got me cornered again. I’m gonna roll another joint.

Had to eat a whole bag of crackers
that was so old that they weren’t crispy anymore,
have you ever been high…as fuck?