By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 24 May 2009 19:13:07 +0000

@Alicia

Take a number, GF!

By: Alicia

Alicia — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:47:31 +0000

I think this songs fab!in films matte always serious and of course mega talented. It’s great to see celebs being stupid and having a laugh. Go Sarah and matt!

I totoally wish I was fucking matt damon

By: Lieudvejgrint

Lieudvejgrint — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 07:00:20 +0000

Hey McCain/Palin…it’s me. An American citizen. I’m in ahh, LA…I hope you know I’ve never voted..I don’t even know how, to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t voted because it’s important, I mean we’ve been destroyed by Bush and you evil, greedy Republicans for so long, almost 8 years, and I still haven’t voted and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
I’m sorry but it’s true
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
There’s no way I’ll vote for you
I’m voting OBAMA
In November, on the 4th, In L.A. and in New York, Go by bus, or by car, vote Obama anywhere you are, Vote for OBAMA, (Let’s vote for OBAMA!)
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
And for that Scranton guy who’s eatin’ Scrapple
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
Hey Palin, how do you like them crabapples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause there’s no way I’m gonna stay in a country run by a woman who’se never left her home town and by an old man who follows in Bush’s footsteps.
Yeah…I’m funny…
Hey Bush, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times you had…Like the time we went to Iraq…And you caught a bunch of shit…Then you fucked over our country and the soldiers that went to war and they fought…
Knock knock!
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Im Vo-!
Im Vo- who?
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
Realyze!
V-O-T-ING Barack O-B-A-M-A…I said V-O-T-E for O-B-A-M-A
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
And I’ll save a spot for you in line.
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
Cuz’ I’m tired of all our soldiers dyin’
It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that he is in fact Voting OBAMA
[I'll say again] Next week when I’m standing to vote in line, I am voting OBAMA
[Remember when] Bilary Clinton went all over the country Baracking OBAMA? even SHE is DEFINITELY voting OBAMA
[Remember when] I told you I am voting OBAMA? I AM voting OBAMA.
In November, on the 4th, In L.A. and in New York, Go by bus, or by car, vote Obama anywhere you are, Vote for OBAMA, (Let’s vote for OBAMA!)
I’m voting OBAMA (He’s voting OBAMA)
I love the U.S.A.!
So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Yes, I did great.
Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Pretty damn good.
Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, you had a great run John and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all the presidents, the ex-runner-up wanna-be-never-were-has-been-that- never-was presidents. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please listen to OBAMA on NPR. So take care
You know what? Stop right there…. Johnny, we’re out of time…sorry.
You suck soo bad!
In A little bit, let’s put that remote down and go vote OBAMA…See ya Johnny.

By: kat

kat — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:39:57 +0000

i am fucking matt damon… not really but thats wellz funny

By: ketty

ketty — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:07:54 +0000

Funny

By: Usted

Usted — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:26:27 +0000

I’m fucking Matt Damon

By: diana

diana — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:00:13 +0000

very funny

By: pfunk

pfunk — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:05:41 +0000

Thanks for the heads up and good catch Jon. I’ve updated the lyrics…

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:48:43 +0000

The lyrics are wrong at the end; just thought I’ve seen the same error one a couple other sites. At the end Matt Damon says, “A little bit, let’s put that gitar down and go fuck Matt Damon. See ya Jimmy.”

By: Marcy

Marcy — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:03:08 +0000

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! GOOD JOB..HAHA TO JIMMY KIMMEL,,:P

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