Paris for President Lyrics and Music Video

August 7th, 2008 | by pfunk |

Paris for president is what you’ll be chanting after this catchy little tune by the sultan of smut, Paris Hilton. But seriuosly, the Paris for President Lyrics and music video are below if you’re really dying to see it. Paris is looking good as usual and I actually don’t know whether to be impressed that she has something to contribute to the politics discussion (not exactly a big contribution, but whatever), or that she is smart enough to take advantage of the political climate for her own benefit…

Paris for President Music Video & Song

Paris For President Lyrics by Paris Hilton

Paris for president,
At the Palms chillin’ with the martini.

Paris for president,
Your commander in bikini.

When they tell you ’bout my policies
To stop the player-hating on the USA,
Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation and ratify Kyoto today.
You can ride in the motorcade…
in the hybrid, pink Escalade!

Paris for president,
Not another oldie cliche.

Paris for president,
you can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay.

If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig, make sure that shit it matches her skin tone.
you can trust me with my finger on the button,
“Nucular” is a vocabulary don’t.
Trading in the cabinet for a walk….in….closet…hey!

Paris for president,
America should put me in charge.

Paris for president,
look at Bush it cant be that hard

Simon Cowell, he might be a little mean,
but when his oldest kicks the bucket
I’ll put him on the court supreme
Then I’ll paint the white house pink
and move Camp David to Maui…

Paris for president,
A proponent of clean energy.

Paris for president,
The real maverick in D.C.

Water boarding is torture and,
global warming is totally not hot.
I’ll make a department called the Fashion Police
and boost the economy with all of the new jobs.
Make over Lady Liberty…in Donna, Tommy, and Calvin Klein.

Paris for president,
Get your cute little butt out there and vote.

Paris for president,
Dispensing beauty tips and hope.

Paris for president, hey!
Paris for president, hey!
Paris for president, hey!

I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message.

Original Paris for President Ad, Video

Paris Hilton called out John McCain. She apparently wasn’t very happy to be used in John McCain’s recent “celebrity ad” that brands Barack Obama as a celebrity, which on the political trail, isn’t a compliment at all. McCain attempts to negatively associate Obama to Britney Spears on Paris Hilton. But if Paris Hilton isn’t happy about McCain’s ad, she has a weird way of showing it. Either that, or Paris is smarter than we give her credit. She’s managed to quickly put together a rather clever and funny response to John McCain’s celebrity ad. Or at least the people working for her did…and I mean “clever and funny” for Paris Hilton…not necessarily clever and funny. Paris Hilton’s response to John McCain’s celebrity ad is also an ad for Paris Hilton for President. Check out the orignal video below, as well as the original celebrity ad by John McCain.

Paris Hilton For President Ad Script/Lyrics

Voiceover: He’s the oldest celebrity in the world…like super old. Old enough to remember when dancing was a sin, and beer was served in a bucket. But, is he ready to lead?

Paris Hilton:

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only, I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot. But then that wrinkly white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad which I guess means I’m running for President. So, thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude. And I want America to know that I’m like, totally ready to lead.

Paris Hilton’s energy policy:

And now I want to present my energy policy for America…just as soon as I finish reading this article on where I can fly to to get the best tan. [Paris Hilton reads magazine]. Oh, Maui. Loves it.

Paris Hilton’s energy policy (for reals):

Okay, so here’s my energy policy. Barack wants to focus on new technologies to cut foreign oil dependency. And McCain wants offshore drilling. Well, why don’t we do a hybrid of both candidates ideas. We could do limited offshore drilling with strict environmental oversight, while creating tax incentives to get Detroit making hybrid and electric cars. That way the offshore drilling carries us until the new technologies kick in which would then create new jobs and energy independence. Energy crisis solved. I’ll see you at the debates bitches.

Paris Hilton ready to be President:

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go pick out a Vice President…I’m thinking Rihanna. I’ll see you at the White House. Oh, and I might paint it pink. I hope that’s cool with you guys. Bye…[Paris Hilton blows kiss]

Paris Hilton Voiceover:

I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message because I think it’s totally hot.

Original John McCain Celebrity Ad (showing Britney Spears and Paris Hilton)

John McCain Celebrity Ad Script, Lyrics

Voiceover for John McCain ad: He’s the biggest celebrity in the world. But, is he ready to lead? With gas prices soaring, Barack Obama says no to offshore drilling and says he’ll raises taxes on electricity. Higher taxes, more foreign oil. That’s the real Obama. I’m John McCain, and I approve this message.