Chris Rock on John Mccain, Sarah Palin - Video From Kill the Messenger

October 3rd, 2008 | by pfunk |

Here’s a funny clip from Chris Rock’s recent HBO special Kill the Messenger. In this particular clip he’s talking about John Mccain and Sarah Palin mostly. Prett funny stuff…check it out.

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Chris Rock on Mccain/Palin - Video from Kill the Messenger

Chris Rock on John Mccain, Sarah Palin - Video Transcript

This is a crazy time…this is the time to be on stage. This is the time to do a special man…cause it’s a special time. A lot’s going on right now. That’s right.

Big election year in the United States. That’s right, it ain’t your election, but you payin attention you damn right you are.

That’s right…George Bush has fucked up so bad he made it hard for a white man to run for president. People are like give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra, anything but another white man…that last one fucked up my roof.

Now, who do we have running for president…who the hell is running for president? We got two guys man…we got John Mccain. John Mccain…72 years old. He was too old 10 years ago. Seventy-two! He’s so old, he used to own Sydney Poitier.

C’mon man I don’t need a president with a bucket list. Seventy-two years old, my god, how many 72 year old people did you see today…just doing shit? Seventy…old people don’t even use old people to do shit. Seventy fucking two…TWO! You see he hired his nurse to be his vice president too.

What the fuck is on her mind? Sarah Palin out there shootin mooses and shit…holding up the moose and shit. I see her holding a dead moose…I’m like what the fuck is Michael Vick in jail for?! She shot a moose…what the fuck?! My God! John Mccain, how you gonna make decisions about the future when you ain’t gonna be here? He’s old! The motherfucker’s too old.

When you die at 72, no matter what you die of it’s natural causes. Even if you get hit by a truck it’s natural causes…cause if you was younger you would have got out the way. You know you got a real choice…Barack or Mccain. Mccain just got that old story. This motherfucker been telling the same story for 40 fucking years. He a war hero. He a ware hero. He a war hero that got captured. There’s a lot of guys in jail that got captured.

Shit…fuck that. I don’t want to vote for nobody that got captured. I want to vote for the motherfucker that got away.