One of my all-time favorite videos is Pee on You (Piss on You) by Dave Chappelle. The guy is a comic genius…plain and simple. And if you don’t remember the whole R. Kelly peeing on a girl incident, you should look it up. I’ll try and find an old news link or something. Basically, a 14 year old girl let R Kelly pee on her. “I want to pee on you…drip drip drip.” LOL.

R. Kelly / Dave Chappelle – Piss on You Video (I wanna pee on you)

(I Want To) Piss on You / Pee on You Lyrics by Dave Chappelle

Yeah..
Its the R.
40oz of malt liquor made me wanna tell you something…

I said, rollin’ around
sittin’ on dubs,
cat like eye,
was high on shrubs,
Coolin’ in my Escalade,
Man I’m paid, I got it made.
Take me to your special place,
Close your eyes show me your face…

I’m gonna piss on it.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want,
None of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

I said your body, your body,
Is a porta-potty,
When I pee I kick,
like it knows karate.
I’m gonna pee on you,
Drip, drip, drip,
Pee on you, all on you,
(P)iss on you, (p)iss on you,

You won’t ever feel…
quite the same,
Once you get a whiff…
of my Hershey stains,
I want to piss on you, too,
I want to pee in your food,
Only thing that make my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat,
I want to pee on you,
Yes I do,
yes I do, I’ll pee on you,
I’ll piss on you.

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don’t even want
none of the above,
I want to piss on you.
Yes I do, I’ll piss on you,
I’ll pee on you.

Won’t you braid my hair,
said won’t you braid my hair.
Before you start, I’m gonna fart,
I’m gonna fart on you.

Do you remember that song about llamas? If not, the original llama song and lyrics are at the end of this post along with a video of course. Well, the Nerdfighters created a pretty funny parody of the llama song, aptly named the Obama Llama song. It’s a bit long, but there’s an interesting bit at the end of the video that talks about how the Nerdfighters wanted to do a parody of the song, but the creator of the original Llama song said they could only do it on one condtion…that it was pro-obama. So, here you go, yet ANOTHER catchy song about Barack Obama…this time it’s the Obama Llama song:

Obama Llama Song Video

Obama Llama Song Lyrics

one obama
two obama
tree obama
four obama
hot obama
vote barack obama
wish him luck

hang with ludacris obama
jewish yarmulkah obama
he’ll be our next president
obama llama duck

we’re tired of our president
everyone hates him
he put us in sour fruit
and cheney shot his friend
but now that guy is leaving town
and life will have less suck
time for him to retire now
and become a duck

did you ever see obama
kiss obama
on obama
mama of obama
wish barack obama luck

power man of steel obama
young obama
hip obama
funtime at the beach
barack obama llama duck

i’m scared of republicans
they say they want change
but then they want to stay the same
and then it hurts my brain
i’ll crash into a voting booth
i proudly proclaim
i will not go left or right
only vote for change

one obama
two obama
tree obama
four obama
hot obama
vote barack obama
wish him luck

hang with ludacris obama
jewish yarmulkah obama
he’ll be our next president
obama llama duck

we’re tired of our president
everyone hates him
he put us in sour fruit
and cheney shot his friend
but now that guy is leaving town
and life will have less suck
time for him to retire now
and become a duck

did you ever see obama
kiss obama
on obama
mama of obama
wish barack obama luck

power man of steel obama
young obama
hip obama
funtime at the beach
barack obama llama duck

i’m scared of republicans
they say they want change
but then they want to stay the same
and then it hurts my brain
i’ll crash into a voting booth
i proudly proclaim
i will not go left or right
only vote for change

one obama
two obama
tree obama
four obama
hot obama
vote barack obama
wish him luck

hang with ludacris obama
jewish yarmulkah obama
he’ll be our next president
obama llama duck

we’re tired of our president
everyone hates him
he put us in sour fruit
and cheney shot his friend
but now that guy is leaving town
and life will have less suck
time for him to retire now
and become a duck

did you ever see obama
kiss obama
on obama
mama of obama
wish barack obama luck

power man of steel obama
young obama
hip obama
funtime at the beach
barack obama llama duck

i’m scared of republicans
they say they want change
but then they want to stay the same
and then it hurts my brain
i’ll crash into a voting booth
i proudly proclaim
i will not go left or right
only vote for change

and on and on…you get the idea…

Orginal Llama Song and Video 

Orginal Llama Song Lyrics

here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck

llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck

i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail

did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama’s llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck

half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck

is THIS how it’s told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck

Picnicface is back with the 3rd PowerThirst energy drink spoof video. This time it’s a little gay though. That’s right, it’s Gay Power Thirst…it’s Anal Blast. Note quite as funny as the first one in my opinion. Actually, I’m not even sure if I like it. I figured I’d throw it up here and see what you think. It’s definitely more on the shocking side than the other Power Thirst videos.

Anyhow, here it is…and by the way, it’s not suitable for minors or the faint of heart. So, proceed with caution. You’ve been warned.

Other (more funny) PowerThirst videos:
Original PowerThirst video (lyrics included)
PowerThirst 2: Re-domination (lyrics included)

Gay PowerThirst 3 (aka Anal Blast) Lyrics/Script

Hey, do you wanna feel so gay? Try Anal Blast.

Homo energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of gayness.

With all new flavors like Brown Eye. Jizz-flavored fag juice, it’s like adding a homo to a girl on girl porn.

Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably gay.

What’s that? You want pina colata? How about Penis Alota? Made with penis, real penis. Fashion (aaahhhhhh!), Fashion (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be extremely well dressed.

It’s an energy drink for gay men. Man-orgy. These aren’t your dad’s buns, these are your boyfriend’s buns. Turbobuns.

Interior, design, interior, design, huge dicks, curved dicks, smooth dicks, more dicks than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast that your boyfriend will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and jizz on his face with your energy dick.

You’ll have so much energy (aaaahhhhh!), energy (aaaahhhhh!) that you’ll be cumming all the time. Homo walking, home talking, home stalking, home eating, homo laughing, homo dating, homo spawning babies. You won’t have any babies. 0 babies!

Give Brown Eye to your partners and they’ll be good at butt sex. They’ll make your partner cum abnormally fast. They’ll cum as fast as Kenyans. People will catch them cumming and think that they’re Kenyans. They’ll suck them off like Kenyans, they’ll cum on an actual Kenyan, and they’ll wanna tie the knot and then they’ll be deported back to Kenya.

Hey! go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your buttsex (brown eyes!). Try Anal Blast, the homo energy drink that will make you gay. (aaahhh!) sports (aaahhh!).

Here’s the 2nd PowerThirst video, PowerThirst 2: Re-Domination (lyrics/script below). I think this one is actually funnier than the first Power Thirst video. Definitely a little more clever, and more funny in my opinion. What are you waiting for?!? Aahhhh, Power Thirst!

Other PowerThirst videos:
Original PowerThirst video (lyrics included)

PowerThirst 2: Re-Domination Lyrics/Script

[Reads: Your thirst shall be quenched]

What are you waiting for?!

What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!

With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.

Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.

Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.

What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!

We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.

Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?

Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.

Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.

Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.

“400 babies.”

“Power Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”

Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova.

The good folks at Picnicface have put out a series of great commercial spoofs. Here’s the original one they made for an energy drink called PowerThirst (lyrics/script are below). Need energy? Try Power Thirst:

PowerThirst Lyrics/Script

Hey, do you wanna feel so energetic? Try Powerthirst. Energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of energy. With all new flavors like Shockolate. Shockolate energy, it’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably energetic.

What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about Rawberry? Made with lightning, real lightning. Sports (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for men. Menergy. These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. Turbopuns.

Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lights than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs.

You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies.

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your energy (snake eyes!). Try Powerthirst, the energy that will make you (aaahhh!) sports (aaahhh!).