Not Giving a Fuck is Awesome

August 9th, 2008 | by pfunk |

Jon Lajoie’s “not giving a fuck” video is his most recent online video. And, as usual, it’s funny as hell. He always manages to work in something clever into the video. See if you spot it. Or, you can just NOT give a fuck and go jerk off or something….or you can NOT give a fuck about that and just lay there with your hand down your pants watching this video. Wait, that’s weird…but hey, who gives a fuck? 

Not Giving a Fuck Script/Lyrics 

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Are you stressed because of work, family, or relationship problems? Are you tired of focusing your time and energy on projects and activities without seeing any positive results? Do you feel like you have the weight of the world crashing down on your shoulders?

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Well, we have just the solution for you. Try…not giving a fuck!! Not giving a fuck improves your quality of life significantly by drastically reducing your capabilities of giving a fuck. Scientists have proven that the average human being gives 60 percent too much of a fuck about most daily activities.

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Why worry about your finances, your health, your health, your reputation, and the well-being of your friends and family when you can simply not give a fuck about those things!!

Not giving a fuck voiceover: You’ll be able to do things that you never thought possible…such as:

• growing a mustache
• wearing sweatpants in public
• peeing on children, then yelling at their parents for trying to stop you
• having hookers for lunch everyday
• masturbating with stolen cheese
• and much much more…

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Why give a fuck when you can NOT give a fuck? Just listen to these testimonies…

Cliff Baconcock (chair builder): I used to like chinese food, but now I don’t give a fuck.

Jon Lajoie (internet loser): Last night I drank two pints of gasoline and swallowed a box of birth control pills. For a couple hours I actually thought that I was Patrick Swayze. Not giving a fuck is awwwesome.

Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: No, no…you don’t give a fuck.
Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: No, you don’t give a fuck.
Steve (badass mothafucka): You want some of this bitch?
Jon Lajoie: Just, just say “you don’t give a fuck.”
Steve (badass mothafucka): Ah, you don’t give a fuck.
Jon Lajoie: Okay, nevermind.

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Beware of imitators such as not giving a shit, not giving a cunt suck, and Nick Nolte. Call now and get a free picture of this guy who clearly does not give a fuck. Start not giving a fuck today because seriously, who gives a fuck?

Not giving a fuck voiceover: Side effects may include daily wake and bakes, chronic masturbation, lack of masturbation, lack of motivation, and Marlon Brando.

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