Check out this poor turtle trying to have sex with a boot or shoe or whatever. At first this video had me rolling on the floor laughing, and then I just felt so bad for the turtle. Here this turtle is, putting all his passion and heat into…a boot. I wonder what the little guy is thinking? Maybe the steel-toe boot feels like a turtle shell or something? Or maybe the little guy just said,”Screw it. I’m gonna try to have sex with this boot.” The turtle looks so unsatisfied afterwards. Poor guy! Somebody get this turtle a nice girl turtle to have sex with! Oh, and the sounds he makes are quite hilarious. Every thrust looks like it takes something of him…