Here’s the 2nd PowerThirst video, PowerThirst 2: Re-Domination (lyrics/script below). I think this one is actually funnier than the first Power Thirst video. Definitely a little more clever, and more funny in my opinion. What are you waiting for?!? Aahhhh, Power Thirst!
Other PowerThirst videos:
Original PowerThirst video (lyrics included)
PowerThirst 2: Re-Domination Lyrics/Script
[Reads: Your thirst shall be quenched]
What are you waiting for?!
What if everything you ever wanted came in a rocket can? PowerThirst. Rocket Edition!
With all new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch. And Gun! You’ve had the worst, now try the thirst…quencher.
Power Thirst. Side effects include glowing sweat. Use your sweaty body to fuel sweet rave parties. PowerThirst. Anything is possible.
Bear-blasting, the sport you’ll invent because you’ll be too energetic for normal sports. You’ll feel like a fighter jet made of biceps.
What about me and my blue collar? Juice Springsteen. Turn that everyman into a beveryman. Bevery stands for beverage!
We interrupt this advertisement to blow your mind! PowerThirst now comes in Women! Now with preposterous amounts of testosterone. Preposterone! Think fast douche-fag. Power Thirst now comes in doves. Hump-catting. Similar to bear-blasting.
Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me?
Can it. When God gives you lemons, you find a new God. PowerThirst…Godberry, King of the juice.
Unacceptable. Drink PowerThirst and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score.
Still unconvinced? Well check out these testimonials from real Power Thirst drinkers.
“Power Thirst. It’s really ahhhhhh!” “Aaahhhh!”
Alright! PowerThirst, it’s like crystal meth in a can. It’s crystal meth in a can. PowerThirst is crystal meth. Warning, may contain Anna Kournikova.