PowerThirst Energy Drink Spoof Video (includes lyrics/script)
February 16th, 2008 | by pfunk |
(41 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
Loading ...The good folks at Picnicface have put out a series of great commercial spoofs. Here’s the original one they made for an energy drink called PowerThirst (lyrics/script are below). Need energy? Try Power Thirst:
PowerThirst Lyrics/Script
Hey, do you wanna feel so energetic? Try Powerthirst. Energy drinks for people who need gratuitous amounts of energy. With all new flavors like Shockolate. Shockolate energy, it’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna be uncomfortably energetic.
What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about Rawberry? Made with lightning, real lightning. Sports (aaahhhhhh!). You’ll be good at them. It’s an energy drink for men. Menergy. These aren’t your dad’s puns, these are energy puns. Turbopuns.
Science, energy, science, energy, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lights than your body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, “Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn.” And you’ll be like, “Fuck you!” and kick her in the face with your energy legs.
You’ll have so much energy, energy (aaaahhhhh!) just running all the time. Power running, power lifting, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies. 400 babies.
Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at sports. Make your babies run abnormally fast. They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.
Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your energy (snake eyes!). Try Powerthirst, the energy that will make you (aaahhh!) sports (aaahhh!).
19 Responses to “PowerThirst Energy Drink Spoof Video (includes lyrics/script)”
By Navi on Mar 24, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the resource! ^^; Will come very much in hand for our super-parody video… *plot plot*
I think it’s actually “spawning babies”, btw.
@Navi Thanks Navi…It’s been updated!
By imogen on Apr 17, 2008 | Reply
umm..
at the beggiinning its “its like adding chocolate to an electrical storm”
not energy =]
@imogen ha, how’d I miss that!? thanks imogen…It’s been updated!
By soup on May 14, 2008 | Reply
and instead of shocklate energy it’s “chocolate energy”
By soup on May 14, 2008 | Reply
and also, it’s not in a race against kenyans it’s just against actual kenyans
By etskinner on May 17, 2008 | Reply
and I think its not “more lights” but more like “more -lytes” or “moralytes”
By awesome 1000 on May 21, 2008 | Reply
gay energy one is 10X better than this peice!!!!!1
By ben on Jul 15, 2008 | Reply
isnt this video like the same guy and everything kinda like brawndo energy drink http://www.myspace.com/245631037 any1get the connection
By someguy666 on Sep 1, 2008 | Reply
hahahahahahahahahahaha
bahahahgahagahah
lolloolollahdfhjgjasjajajajaja
By austin on Nov 13, 2008 | Reply
omg u people are so stupid the video is meant to be funny dont pick at stupid stuff where the video is wrong its funny dumbass
By Evea on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply
aswome i want powerthrist
By Shotzie on Mar 12, 2009 | Reply
I want to feel UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!
Just to let you know, I prefer RAWBERRY!
AHHHHHHHHH SPORTS AHHHHHHHHH!
By Godbot on Apr 12, 2009 | Reply
SNAAAKE EYEEEEES
By UNNACEPTABLE !!! on May 18, 2009 | Reply
just one word : MENERGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!
By GODBERRY!!!!! on May 23, 2009 | Reply
When God Gives You Lemons You Find A New God! ROTFLOL
By ahhhhh on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. its manergy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not menergy…….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
By snake on Jun 17, 2009 | Reply
snnnnnnaaaaakkkkee eeeeyyyessss!
By Ren on Jun 19, 2009 | Reply
RAWBERRY!!!
(Ahhhhhh!)
SPORTS!
(Ahhhhhh!)
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!