Jon Lajoie – I Come Too Fast (Lyrics & Music Video)

After a little hiatus (I assume because of his recent touring), Jon Lajoie has created another music video…(I Come) Too Fast. As you may have guessed, he’s referencing a problem many guys must confront. However, Jon Lajoie layers the discussion with his oh-so-eloquent and comedic tone. Seriously, if you haven’t heard of this guy, then you need see the other Jon Lajoie videos because they are friggin’ hilarious. If you’ve seen the others, then check out the latest: (I Come) Too Fast…

I Come Too Fast Music Video by Jon Lajoie

I Come Too Fast Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
but there’s one thing I cannot control…

I come too fast…
I come too fast…
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.

I come too fast…
I come too fast…
Sometimes it’s even game over before I take off my pants.

I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick.
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
If the girl’s on top sometimes I’ll last a minute or two,
but if we doggy-style oh man I’m screwed…

I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.

I come too fast…
I come too fast…
I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.

Ooohh. Damnit.

Jon Lajoie: This video was brought to you by “Shamelessly advertising my own merchandise in my videos.”

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11 Responses to “Jon Lajoie – I Come Too Fast (Lyrics & Music Video)”

By Cassio Vodka (linkzoot) on Dec 11, 2008 | Reply
I always thought he said “I cum too fast”

By frail on Dec 23, 2008 | Reply
yea, that`s what he said. i CUM, not COME

By mike on Jan 6, 2009 | Reply
I have the same problem

By emilio estevez on Jan 23, 2009 | Reply
The name of the song is Too Fast. And the lyrics should be “I cum too fast…”

By Always Masturbate Hard on Mar 24, 2009 | Reply

By Guichi on Apr 15, 2009 | Reply

By Ryan on Jun 26, 2009 | Reply
As already stated, title of the song is “Too fast.”

However, correct spelling of the word is “come.” Cum is used as internet slang but is not the correct spelling.

By Pinish on Jul 20, 2009 | Reply
ahahah come ? LOL what an idiot comon.
cum ftw.

By paul on Sep 9, 2009 | Reply
cum and come are two different things that happen in the same time if u know what i mean and he says come ( but it doesnt change the sense of his song anyway)

By Michele on Oct 18, 2009 | Reply
Well I think this song is hilarious and no matter what way he spells it, I think we all know the message he is trying to send us.

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