Show Me Your Genitals 2 E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie

By Whitney on Nov 1, 2008 | Reply

I think this is the funniest/raddest thing ever

By Melaniie Pelletier on Nov 9, 2008 | Reply

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

LOL♥.

By ahhlee on Dec 29, 2008 | Reply

BAHAHAHA, THIS SONG IS FREAKIN’ GREAT x]

By ALice on Jan 2, 2009 | Reply

this is so fuckin’ good
man i’ve been laughing a lot
LOLOLOL

By nick on Jan 7, 2009 | Reply

“Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have sex with me…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.”
this is my favorite part.
lollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollol

By choksondick on Feb 3, 2009 | Reply

I want my penis to be inside both of those things

By allison on Mar 15, 2009 | Reply

why would you repost the lyrics? we can all see them at the top…

By Aonymous on Mar 17, 2009 | Reply

I think this “song” is completely sexist and should not be posted anywhere. since when is it ok to say “girls are equal and deserve respect..jk now suck my dick”? considering girls ARE equal and DO deserve respect. just because it is in a song, nvr makes it ok to say that. Im all for the humour in stuff i mean im not some complete freak who cant find humour, but this is over the top. Our society fakes like women have rights but then stuff like this happens and you know what is in everyones minds. This is completely stupid and wrong. i hate this “song”.

By kelli ? on Mar 18, 2009 | Reply

ah geeze i love this song so much! i showed it to everyone in my school and now you just randomly hear people whispering “vagina what? vagina” under their breath haha it’s just a joke relax

I ? jonlajoie
im so happy hes comming to my city

By kelli ? on Mar 18, 2009 | Reply

damn those were supposed to be hearts haha

By a.j. on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

yeah aonymous ( you spelled it wrong ) you have no sense of humor, cause i don’t know what’s so ” over the top. ” Hell, if other girls don’t think that this song is ” over the top “, i don’t see what’s the problem. If you still think it’s ” over the top “, probably this would help: go f*ck yourself.

By a.j. on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

yeah aonymous ( you spelled it wrong ) you have no sense of humor, cause i don’t know what’s so
“over the top.” Hell, if other girls don’t think that this song is “over the top”, i don’t see what’s the problem. If you still think it’s “over the top” , probably this would help: go f*ck yourself.

By judi on May 3, 2009 | Reply

ohh.. it’s JUST a song
not a real declaration :]
What time is it? It’s vagina.
I love it

By Ignoramus on May 9, 2009 | Reply

Hey Anonymous? You better not talk, because i don’t like it when you talk,
cause that just means your not sucking my cock:D
Just kidding… Jezus… relax. I know that you like to talk, because you have to lips, but please let us (men) talk, because we are smarter with two heads:D

By Lola on May 18, 2009 | Reply

OMG this song is amazing!
“I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina” (raahhrr)

By Harumph on May 18, 2009 | Reply

He is making fun of sexist people. He doesn’t actually think this. What, do you think he kills people since he says it in his moive, “I kill People”?

By clara on May 28, 2009 | Reply

this song is super funny lol my boyfrined sings it to me everyday

By chris on May 31, 2009 | Reply

fun as fuck!

By ifonlyyouknew on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply

Haha damn dude I love this song. Me and a few friends sing this every day in class from across the room. My teacher is a chick, too, so she gets uber pissed. Oh well, it’s all in good fun!

By alyssa on Jun 7, 2009 | Reply

I’m a girl, and this song makes my day. E=mcvagina if you think this song is “sexist”, then chances are your just pissed that no one wants to have sex with YOUR vag mmkay?

By provider on Jun 19, 2009 | Reply

idiot

By Some Douche on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply

When the guy singing the sexist song is being borderline retarded. Then it’s okay.

By alina on Jun 27, 2009 | Reply

haha its totaly sexist but its funny as hell bcuz its sung by that geeky white guy. hez so monotone tho.

By Sandra on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply

what a retard…