Show Me Your Genitals 2 E=MC Vagina by Jon Lajoie

By Whitney on Nov 1, 2008 | Reply

I think this is the funniest/raddest thing ever

By Melaniie Pelletier on Nov 9, 2008 | Reply

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

LOL♥.

By ahhlee on Dec 29, 2008 | Reply

BAHAHAHA, THIS SONG IS FREAKIN’ GREAT x]

By ALice on Jan 2, 2009 | Reply

this is so fuckin’ good
man i’ve been laughing a lot
LOLOLOL

By nick on Jan 7, 2009 | Reply

“Aahhh yeah, I’m back…bitches.
Women are equal and they deserve respect,
Just kidding, they should suck my dick.
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
2 plus 2 = vagina (uhh).

My love is like lightning…
It gives girls orgasms.
My dick is like an airplane…
It gives girls orgasms.

I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait…that’s a bad example.

Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other…
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
E=MC Vagina

I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present…
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis.

I don’t like it when you talk,
Cause that just means your not sucking my cock.
Love is for girls and gays,
If you wanna be with me it goes one of two ways…
Either you have sex with me…
Or you have sex with me.

I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina (raahhrr)

Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what!)…vagina (what!)…
What time is it? It’s vagina.

What’s the difference between a girl’s mouth and a girl’s vagina?
There is none…I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

I’m a good sex man.
Girls love my sex.
I’m a good sex man,
Because my sex is the best.

I’m like Jean Claude Van Damme,
But instead of fighting people,
I have sex with them.”
this is my favorite part.
lollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollol

By choksondick on Feb 3, 2009 | Reply

I want my penis to be inside both of those things

By allison on Mar 15, 2009 | Reply

why would you repost the lyrics? we can all see them at the top…

By Aonymous on Mar 17, 2009 | Reply

I think this “song” is completely sexist and should not be posted anywhere. since when is it ok to say “girls are equal and deserve respect..jk now suck my dick”? considering girls ARE equal and DO deserve respect. just because it is in a song, nvr makes it ok to say that. Im all for the humour in stuff i mean im not some complete freak who cant find humour, but this is over the top. Our society fakes like women have rights but then stuff like this happens and you know what is in everyones minds. This is completely stupid and wrong. i hate this “song”.

By kelli ? on Mar 18, 2009 | Reply

ah geeze i love this song so much! i showed it to everyone in my school and now you just randomly hear people whispering “vagina what? vagina” under their breath haha it’s just a joke relax

I ? jonlajoie
im so happy hes comming to my city

By kelli ? on Mar 18, 2009 | Reply

damn those were supposed to be hearts haha

By a.j. on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

yeah aonymous ( you spelled it wrong ) you have no sense of humor, cause i don’t know what’s so ” over the top. ” Hell, if other girls don’t think that this song is ” over the top “, i don’t see what’s the problem. If you still think it’s ” over the top “, probably this would help: go f*ck yourself.

By a.j. on Apr 8, 2009 | Reply

yeah aonymous ( you spelled it wrong ) you have no sense of humor, cause i don’t know what’s so
“over the top.” Hell, if other girls don’t think that this song is “over the top”, i don’t see what’s the problem. If you still think it’s “over the top” , probably this would help: go f*ck yourself.

By judi on May 3, 2009 | Reply

ohh.. it’s JUST a song
not a real declaration :]
What time is it? It’s vagina.
I love it

By Ignoramus on May 9, 2009 | Reply

Hey Anonymous? You better not talk, because i don’t like it when you talk,
cause that just means your not sucking my cock:D
Just kidding… Jezus… relax. I know that you like to talk, because you have to lips, but please let us (men) talk, because we are smarter with two heads:D

By Lola on May 18, 2009 | Reply

OMG this song is amazing!
“I have really good sex moves,
That I learned in China.
I’m a sexual tiger,
And I feed on vagina” (raahhrr)

By Harumph on May 18, 2009 | Reply

He is making fun of sexist people. He doesn’t actually think this. What, do you think he kills people since he says it in his moive, “I kill People”?

By clara on May 28, 2009 | Reply

this song is super funny lol my boyfrined sings it to me everyday

By chris on May 31, 2009 | Reply

fun as fuck!

By ifonlyyouknew on Jun 2, 2009 | Reply

Haha damn dude I love this song. Me and a few friends sing this every day in class from across the room. My teacher is a chick, too, so she gets uber pissed. Oh well, it’s all in good fun!

By alyssa on Jun 7, 2009 | Reply

I’m a girl, and this song makes my day. E=mcvagina if you think this song is “sexist”, then chances are your just pissed that no one wants to have sex with YOUR vag mmkay?

By provider on Jun 19, 2009 | Reply

idiot

By Some Douche on Jun 23, 2009 | Reply

When the guy singing the sexist song is being borderline retarded. Then it’s okay.

By alina on Jun 27, 2009 | Reply

haha its totaly sexist but its funny as hell bcuz its sung by that geeky white guy. hez so monotone tho.

By Sandra on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply

what a retard…

By Eimear on Jul 8, 2009 | Reply

Hahahahaha I absolutely love this song!! I don’t see how some girls find it offensive, it’s too funny! Some people just need to get a sense of humour. I’m a girl for goodness sake and I think it’s brilliant! I started singing this to one of my guy friends today and he looked at me and said, ”but that song is sexist towards women! I can’t believe you like it!” I was like hell yeah I love it. Now my whole building is going around singing it! Boo ya!

By Tee on Jul 22, 2009 | Reply

Im the Shakespeare of enormous Cock

bahahaha i die laughing there and the dance moves he does.

What time is it? its vagina

By bigballz on Jul 27, 2009 | Reply

Anonymous ur juss a non funny b***h have a sense of humor. Ur da only 1 dat thinks dis song iz sexest.

By tayleenisaGOON on Jul 28, 2009 | Reply

lmaooo XD

this song is fuken awesome

I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.

By Steve on Aug 3, 2009 | Reply

Well it’s not sexist cus he’s saying it in a song!

By Awesome on Aug 14, 2009 | Reply

I’m a guy and the person who showed me this song was a girl so I don’t think that girls are offended at all. This song is fucking hilarious!

By Hermann on Aug 21, 2009 | Reply

this song is awesome!! why did my penis cross the road??..to get to the other vagina! lolololol

By Lord on Aug 30, 2009 | Reply

this is f*** good!

By david on Sep 6, 2009 | Reply

wow this song is hillarious im gonna sing it to my female dog

P.S. any girls who like this song are slutty whores, but dont worry, thats a GOOD thing

By devilslittlesister on Oct 8, 2009 | Reply

really? it is a song. everyone thinks its funny. if you can’t find humor in this type of thing, you probably shouldn’t watch a video called “show me your genitals”. you say you’re not some freak who can’t find humor in things, but i’m pretttty sure you are. calm yourself. its funny.

By BritanyMcLaughlin on Nov 3, 2009 | Reply

This song is the best ; Me & my friends sing it in school , idontknow what you people are smoking about this song bening sexist . Wow , it’s a song & i’m 13 as a freshman & this song is so qanqata’ (:

By ILOVEJOHN+EDWOOD on Nov 10, 2009 | Reply

AMAZING(:

i laugh every time i hear thisssss
lol<3333333333333333333333

By braydon on Nov 12, 2009 | Reply

braydoonz got a VAGINAAH….. and he wants to have sex with your penis in his mouth

By Your mom on Nov 24, 2009 | Reply

uhm get over it, like we really think girls aren’t equal, its called a joke, get a life. As for the song, BEST SONG LMFAO.

By Habs on Nov 27, 2009 | Reply

Go Habs Go!!!

The song rocks!!!

Go habs Go Batarnak

By Matthew Saunders on Dec 4, 2009 | Reply

Shut up, you cant spell anonymous

By Suck My Dick on Dec 7, 2009 | Reply

this is a great song women do get respect when they are sucking dick

By john on Dec 12, 2009 | Reply

wow realy. is it sad to see how far down hill the human society has gone. the fact that you can listen or look at it and laugh is sad cause it is a stupid song that shows nothing but how degrading someone can be. the fact that most people look at this and find it funny saddens me just to know that this is what you have been reduced to and view as funny. i personally see no humor in it what so ever but if you find it funnny then you probly are just as “sexist” or what ever you want to call it but just know that in the end this is what he really thinks of women and would not have written it if he didnt feel this way.

By person on Dec 15, 2009 | Reply

We don’t think the song is funny because we’re all sexist and we agree with the lyrics! It’s hilarious because he’s taking a shot at all the idiots who think everything you say about the opposite sex is sexist, like you. It’s sad that you can’t see the fact that this song is just something extremely funny that is written to be ironic because idiots like you take offense to it.

By Some other guy on Jan 2, 2010 | Reply

all you people bad-talking this song are just fucking stupid

it’s a satire song, it’s not being serious

and for that reason, it’s not actually sexist as many of you assume

if anyone of you people think he’s being serious with ANY of his songs, then I am seriously worried about you.

to aonymous:
Don’t pretend you’re not equally sexist towards males
I know you girls all generalise shit about us guys.
shut the fuck up

By Megan McMahon on Jan 5, 2010 | Reply

I get dick in my mouth and my vagina what vagina what

By Dudeman on Jan 18, 2010 | Reply

Why is this even a debate? Who in their right mind takes a JOKE seriously? For that matter I take it you’ve met the guy because you claim to know what he’s thinking when he sings the damn thing. You think he’s being serious? Don’t suppose you think the same thing about his song I Kill People? PS this isn’t his only funny song. He has a lot on many subjects. Having a good sense of humor generally means you can tell more than one kind of joke. Ever hear Normal Guy or Sunday Afternoon? Grow a goddamn funny bone!

By Jack on Jan 27, 2010 | Reply

you son of bitch

By just sayin on Jan 30, 2010 | Reply

This song is meant to sound sexist, but do you really think he is? I dont understand how people say that this song is sexist and wrong when everyone knows jon lajoie is a COMEDIAN.

By Gaily on Mar 9, 2010 | Reply

This song is very amuseing–fave lines are:I have really good sex moves,That I learned in China.I’m a sexual tiger,And I feed on vagina (raahhrr

By gabel on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

the best song I´ve ever heard!!!
it is famous even here in germany! Jon Lajoie rocks!!!

By charity on Mar 11, 2010 | Reply

hahahaha, this song is funny as shit my friend from soccer showed it to me and now the team sings it all the time! ahh I don’t understand why some of you think its sexist, its not at all all of you who do think its sexist you’re prolly just a miserable uptight person who can’t take a joke anyway :/

By Jacko on Mar 24, 2010 | Reply

The fact that you don’t understand that this man is actually using irony, wit and satire to MAKE FUN of many peoples’ viewpoint that everything said about the opposite sex is “sexist” is really sad to me, and it only really shows your own lack of education or reality on modern society.

This song is HILARIOUS and BRILLIANT!

By steven on Apr 7, 2010 | Reply

that is true the song is a little sexist but it is funy the song was made in pure humor and what some people might interpet as the true meaning they are completly wrong. so every body just shut up and enjoy the song

By anonymous hater on Apr 19, 2010 | Reply

hey im anonymous hater. i hate anonymous. yea

By dicknass on Apr 23, 2010 | Reply

fuk u this song is fukin sweet get a sence of humor you stuck up bitch

By Anonymous is a loser on May 9, 2010 | Reply

Hey anonymous shut the heck up it’s not serious it’s a joke and it’s mention to make fun of people who take offence onto it. Girls have posted on this song saying they like it because it’s not ment to be true but to be funny so just STFU

By GeRBilSHotGUn on May 15, 2010 | Reply

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By cannibal human on Jun 3, 2010 | Reply

its funny

By Amir Thompson on Jun 5, 2010 | Reply

This song reminds me of some song by other composer which I really enjoyed hearing , I can not recall which :/ someone know what artist I am talking about?

By naomi on Jun 9, 2010 | Reply

Ok nobody really cares i’m a girl and i think this song is hilarious. If it was a girl singing a song like this would you say the same? Get over it. Women and men ARE equal this is just a joke.

By Anonymous on Aug 16, 2010 | Reply

calm down he did that song as a joke to all the people that sing about random stuff, he was kidding through the whole song its the point of comedy to make stuff up or to tell the truth about something that is funny, but obviously in this case the whole song isn’t about something true, the song is by a comedian doing comedy that has no bounds to the truth, its being said in this song because the joke is, NO ONE would say this stuff about any girl ever, and even women find this song funny.

You just need to calm down and relax and understand that he isn’t serious about anything that he said, nor that it had any effect what so ever on any woman or man in our equal rights, so therefore he is just joking and doesn’t mean any harm to women in any way, he was just joking, that’s it.