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Show Me Your Genitals Video With Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

June 3rd, 2008 | by pfunk |
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Update: Looking for part 2? The show me your genitals 2 song, video, and lyrics by Jon Lajoie are now up so check it out.

Jon Lajoie is back with another hilarious music video, show me your genitals. This time he’s mocking the rap artists. It’s got that old school rap video feel to it with a classic beat and some goofy effects thrown in for good measure. Aside from being downright hilarious, Jon also manages to squeeze in a good mix of sarcasm, parody, and mockiness (yeah, i made up that word) while managing to even be a little creepy as a nerdy white guy wearing some tucked-in hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts and black socks pulled up to his calves. Anyhow, if you’re not familiar with Jon Lajoie by now, then you really need to get a nice refresher course…Instant classics include the following:

“Show Me Your Genitals” Lyrics & Words by Jon Lajoie

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

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  1. 39 Responses to “Show Me Your Genitals Video With Lyrics by Jon Lajoie”

  2. By shflouglehousen on Jun 11, 2008 | Reply

    its “It’s not sexist cuz i’m sayin’ it in a song….That’s right bitch now take off your thong!”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. By Angel on Oct 5, 2008 | Reply

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    LOL!

  4. By Bound on Oct 16, 2008 | Reply

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    Lol

  5. By Roy on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply

    This man is a fucking genius !! “I’d much rather see your titties” LoL

  6. By Lorena abd Brittany on Nov 20, 2008 | Reply

    OMG this is the most fuckin funny video we’ve ever seen like ever!! we made a remake of it in english and sang it to our class LOL

  7. By Barracuda35 on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. By The Rules on Dec 18, 2008 | Reply

    He says what everyone is thinking! ha

  9. By Stupid Yanks on Jan 8, 2009 | Reply

    LOL! me and my friend called pope made a remake in the church it was hilarios and i pissed on the virgin mary!

  10. By stacy on Jan 8, 2009 | Reply

    this guy is a fuckng jerk off

  11. By Ricky on Jan 9, 2009 | Reply

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    lol thats great

  12. By Prettylittleravegirl on Jan 21, 2009 | Reply

    even though this video is very rude to girl…talkinga bout girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are and women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning…and vaginas…a noraml girl like me would hate this guy..but to tell u the truth i love this song!! so show me ur titties ^_^

  13. By Jayme on Jan 29, 2009 | Reply

    omg thank you.
    i was reading that he’s a genius…
    obviously your the only smart person out of these douche bags.

  14. By Amy on Feb 3, 2009 | Reply

    Jon Lajoie is amazingly hilarious. I don’t get people who are offended by this. It’s just humor.. if you don’t like sexual humor maybe you shouldn’t watch a video named “Show Me Your Genitals”.

    Something-something- in the month of May.

  15. By James on Feb 4, 2009 | Reply

    hahahahahahahahaha

  16. By Harrison on Feb 28, 2009 | Reply

    man, this mofo is an effing genius.
    this song is so true and i wanna see his genitals.

    knock know whos there, me wondering why you not naked. hahahahhh

  17. By Harrison on Feb 28, 2009 | Reply

    bitch, its fucking funny.

  18. By B!7 on Mar 12, 2009 | Reply

    #3llz y@ 7h!$ !$ 7#ug n@$ty

    ! @gr#33 my b!7<# !$ 0nly g00d 4 <00k!ng <l3@n!ng @nd h3r v@g!n@

    w0rd 2 y0 m07#@

  19. By kay on Mar 14, 2009 | Reply

    roflz0r

  20. By Aimee Southorn on Mar 19, 2009 | Reply

    I love this song. I am sick of stupid, high sex driven men, but this is fucking funny. Keep up the great work. You are my idol.

    Sincerely,

    Lil’Aims

  21. By Andy_pandy))) on Mar 27, 2009 | Reply

    lol very funny. this man is very shy but he said very fanny
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.

  22. By brandon on Apr 15, 2009 | Reply

    lol funny shit i love this song its always playing at the partys im going to and thats all i want from them

  23. By Bexx on Apr 23, 2009 | Reply

    I fucking love this man! To everyone who thinks they should be offended by it, why? It’s obviously a joke & meant to be taken as one. If you don’t think it’s funny, then don’t listen to it! Sexist stuff is funny as shit.

  24. By Mali on Jun 3, 2009 | Reply

    You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    Friggn Classic :L:L:L
    I really oughta be offended by this but its just too damn funny !!!
    This dude owns !

  25. By rebeeecccaabitttch on Aug 13, 2009 | Reply

    ILOVETHIS(: i should be offended but its so funny ! . for all you girls that are offended , hes was just messing around, & honestly the song sings about what all boys think(:

  26. By marrissaaaaaa ˆ__ˆ XD on Aug 17, 2009 | Reply

    uhmm
    Baby yuu so sexyy
    I ? thee way them jeans fitt
    ˆ__ˆ
    ———————–>?

  27. By Anna on Aug 23, 2009 | Reply

    All men does not think like this, and I really don’t think he does, I think he’s a feminist :) Either he is or not he’s really sucessful on making us laugh at sexists

  28. By cydie on Aug 26, 2009 | Reply

    “something something in the month of may, bitches love my penis cause its really big”

    hahaha you cant even be offended bc its just so funny =)

  29. By jen on Aug 29, 2009 | Reply

    haha thats funny
    im a woman and have to ask: how can u be offended by humor?
    his lines are hilarious ;D

  30. By kate on Nov 15, 2009 | Reply

    wow you people on here are fucking retards. this song is not sexist and to whoever said “this is what guys are thinking anyway,” piss off you loser cause he just called you out. He’s MOCKING assholes who think this way and rap songs that get away with the trash and the misogynistic shit they put out because “it’s music” or “art” or whatever other lame excuse.

    you morons should be embarrassed that you don’t know satire when it’s bending you over and fucking you with a two by four.

    Jon rocks.

  31. By Kiki on Nov 16, 2009 | Reply

    oh yeah girls are good for 4 things
    cooking
    cleaning
    their vaginas
    and their sister’s vaginas

  32. By my on Nov 26, 2009 | Reply

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    it’s genious! naked for all girls!!! NO HUGE BITCH!!!

  33. By nicolette on Nov 28, 2009 | Reply

    haha this his hilarious im in 6th gradeee and thiss is probably the FUNNIEST song ive ever heard,me and my friend went to a yankee game so we went up to mark teixera and said knock,knock its us wondering y ur not naked then we flew out

  34. By that guy on Dec 7, 2009 | Reply

    its a joke hes not actually saying that about women he is making fun of rap and how that is pretty much all rappers say about girls.

  35. By lalala on Jan 2, 2010 | Reply

    I am stupid and I’m not respected
    That’s right, you just have sex with me

    I’ll show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!
    I’ll show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!

    I talk to you about stuff… why?
    You’d rather see my titties.
    Now I’m talking about other stuff… why?
    You’d much rather see my titties.

    You can’t have sex with my personnality,
    and you can’t put your penis in my college degree,
    and you can’t shove your fist in my childhood dreams,
    so why am I sharing all this information with you?

    It’s not sexist cuz Jon Lajoie said it in a song
    I’m a bitch right, so I’ll take off my thong

    And show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!
    I’ll show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s you
    Wondering why I’m not naked
    Knock knock, who’s there? You again
    Still wondering why I’m not naked

    You wanna see my bum, you don’t care what I say
    No you don’t have feelings cuz feelings are gay
    Something, something in the month of May
    Yeah I love your penis cuz it’s really big

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so I should always listen to you cause you’re smart
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas

    I’ll show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!
    I’ll show you my genitals, my genitals…
    What!
    I’ll show you my genitals…
    Genitalia!

    You can give good sex to me…
    Cuz you’re really good at sex
    You can give good sex to me…
    Cuz you’re really god at sex

    Ahh yeah, that’s right, I’ll shake my… bums

    You’re out of here… You gotta go have sex…
    with a lot of girls.

  36. By Austin on Jan 19, 2010 | Reply

    Jajajaja, That man is cool, i met the song by my German friends, I LOVE THE SONG, it’s very funny

  37. By Jessica on Feb 12, 2010 | Reply

    I Wanna See your bum i dont care wat u say no I DONT HAVE FEELINGS CUZ FEELINGS R GAY Something Something In The Month Of May Bitches Love My Penis Cuz Its Really Big

  38. By Jacques on Mar 8, 2010 | Reply

    This is not about girls,
    this is just a parody of the last 20 years of RAP music
    and video.
    Some lyrics in RAP music are much more
    outrageous than his song and this is the reason why he
    made song! It is like a wake up call!
    Just listen and watch “Regular Everyday Normal Guy”
    maybe you will understand his humor.

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