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Show Me Your Genitals Video With Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

June 3rd, 2008 | by pfunk |
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Update: Looking for part 2? The show me your genitals 2 song, video, and lyrics by Jon Lajoie are now up so check it out.

Jon Lajoie is back with another hilarious music video, show me your genitals. This time he’s mocking the rap artists. It’s got that old school rap video feel to it with a classic beat and some goofy effects thrown in for good measure. Aside from being downright hilarious, Jon also manages to squeeze in a good mix of sarcasm, parody, and mockiness (yeah, i made up that word) while managing to even be a little creepy as a nerdy white guy wearing some tucked-in hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts and black socks pulled up to his calves. Anyhow, if you’re not familiar with Jon Lajoie by now, then you really need to get a nice refresher course…Instant classics include the following:

“Show Me Your Genitals” Lyrics & Words by Jon Lajoie

Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,
That’s right, I just have sex with them.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Genitalia!

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
I’d rather see your titties.
Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
I’d much rather see your titties.

I can’t have sex with your personality,
and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
so why you sharing all this information with me?

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong…

And show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
Wondering why you’re not naked.
Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
Still wondering why you’re not naked.

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,
No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis cause it’s really big.

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
Women are only good for three things,
cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!
Show me your genitals, your genitals…
What!
Show me your genitals…
Your genitalia!

I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you…
cause I’m really good at sex.

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…
with a lot of girls.

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  1. 25 Responses to “Show Me Your Genitals Video With Lyrics by Jon Lajoie”

  2. By shflouglehousen on Jun 11, 2008 | Reply

    its “It’s not sexist cuz i’m sayin’ it in a song….That’s right bitch now take off your thong!”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. By Angel on Oct 5, 2008 | Reply

    I can’t have sex with your personality,
    and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,
    and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
    so why you sharing all this information with me?

    LOL!

  4. By Bound on Oct 16, 2008 | Reply

    Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…
    Wondering why you’re not naked.
    Know knock, who’s there? Me again…
    Still wondering why you’re not naked.

    Lol

  5. By Roy on Nov 14, 2008 | Reply

    This man is a fucking genius !! “I’d much rather see your titties” LoL

  6. By Lorena abd Brittany on Nov 20, 2008 | Reply

    OMG this is the most fuckin funny video we’ve ever seen like ever!! we made a remake of it in english and sang it to our class LOL

  7. By Barracuda35 on Dec 10, 2008 | Reply

    OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. By The Rules on Dec 18, 2008 | Reply

    He says what everyone is thinking! ha

  9. By Stupid Yanks on Jan 8, 2009 | Reply

    LOL! me and my friend called pope made a remake in the church it was hilarios and i pissed on the virgin mary!

  10. By stacy on Jan 8, 2009 | Reply

    this guy is a fuckng jerk off

  11. By Ricky on Jan 9, 2009 | Reply

    Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,
    so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.
    Women are only good for three things,
    cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

    lol thats great

  12. By Prettylittleravegirl on Jan 21, 2009 | Reply

    even though this video is very rude to girl…talkinga bout girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are and women are only good for three things, cooking, cleaning…and vaginas…a noraml girl like me would hate this guy..but to tell u the truth i love this song!! so show me ur titties ^_^

  13. By Jayme on Jan 29, 2009 | Reply

    omg thank you.
    i was reading that he’s a genius…
    obviously your the only smart person out of these douche bags.

  14. By Amy on Feb 3, 2009 | Reply

    Jon Lajoie is amazingly hilarious. I don’t get people who are offended by this. It’s just humor.. if you don’t like sexual humor maybe you shouldn’t watch a video named “Show Me Your Genitals”.

    Something-something- in the month of May.

  15. By James on Feb 4, 2009 | Reply

    hahahahahahahahaha

  16. By Harrison on Feb 28, 2009 | Reply

    man, this mofo is an effing genius.
    this song is so true and i wanna see his genitals.

    knock know whos there, me wondering why you not naked. hahahahhh

  17. By Harrison on Feb 28, 2009 | Reply

    bitch, its fucking funny.

  18. By B!7 on Mar 12, 2009 | Reply

    #3llz y@ 7h!$ !$ 7#ug n@$ty

    ! @gr#33 my b!7<# !$ 0nly g00d 4 <00k!ng <l3@n!ng @nd h3r v@g!n@

    w0rd 2 y0 m07#@

  19. By kay on Mar 14, 2009 | Reply

    roflz0r

  20. By Aimee Southorn on Mar 19, 2009 | Reply

    I love this song. I am sick of stupid, high sex driven men, but this is fucking funny. Keep up the great work. You are my idol.

    Sincerely,

    Lil’Aims

  21. By Andy_pandy))) on Mar 27, 2009 | Reply

    lol very funny. this man is very shy but he said very fanny
    No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.

  22. By brandon on Apr 15, 2009 | Reply

    lol funny shit i love this song its always playing at the partys im going to and thats all i want from them

  23. By Bexx on Apr 23, 2009 | Reply

    I fucking love this man! To everyone who thinks they should be offended by it, why? It’s obviously a joke & meant to be taken as one. If you don’t think it’s funny, then don’t listen to it! Sexist stuff is funny as shit.

  24. By Mali on Jun 3, 2009 | Reply

    You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    Friggn Classic :L:L:L
    I really oughta be offended by this but its just too damn funny !!!
    This dude owns !

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