Mother Lover Video & Lyrics Starring Justin Timberlake

Saturday Night Live’s SNL digital short Motherlover features Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson. If you haven’t seen it yet, then you’ll see why everyone’s buzzing about it. It’s pretty damn hilarious and with the Mother Lover Lyrics below, you’ll be singing along like it’s your new favorite song. Check out the SNL video for Mother Lover (lyrics below).

SNL Mother Lover Video (Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg)

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It’s Sunday Afternoon Lyrics and Dance Video by Jon Lajoie

It’s Sunday afternoon and Jon Lajoie has completed another music video. This time he’s taking on the dance genre and letting the world know what he’s gotta do on a Sunday afternoon. He’s got strobing lights, hot beats, and hilarious lyrics. Oh, and Steve makes a nice cameo at the end to help Jon with his final task of Sunday. The “Sunday Afternoon” lyrics and dance song video are below. And if you haven’t seen some of Jon Lajoie’s other stuff, they’re funny as hell. You can see them here, here, here, and here.

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Her Morning Elegance Lyrics & Music Video by Oren Lavie

I saw this music video by Oren Lavie and thought I’d share it with you. The song is called “Her Morning Elegance” and the video is pretty amazing (the song is pretty good too!). For more information about the video, Oren Lavie, and the lyrics to Her Morning Elegance, scroll down. The video is cleverly designed to tell the story of a woman through her bed. Using the bed as a backdrop for her life, the directors do a wonderful job of taking the viewer through a series of animations. At one point, and this is probably my favorite part of the video, the woman is “running” on pillows, falls through the air and into the water, swims around, and plays with fish that are represented by socks. All of this is represented through things you would find in your bedroom…pillows, socks, sheets, shirts, etc. The directors really did a great job with this video and it’s worth watcing!

Her Morning Elegance Video & Music by Oren Lavie

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Gunther – Ding Dong Song – You Touch My Tra La La (with Lyrics)

Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are back with the Ding Dong Song music video. Once again, Gunther is a pimp and he really gets the ding dong going on this one, haha. Okay, maybe not Gunther, but you touch my tra la la…lol, I could keep going, but I won’t. But you gott give props to the Sunshine Girls!

“Gunther – you touch my tra la la – Oooohhhh my ding ding dong…” LOL…Here’s another music video – The Ding Dong Song by Gunther and the Sunshine Girls:

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2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute (music & lyrics by Jon Lajoie)

The 2 Girls 1 Cup Song by Jon Lajoie is another classic. Jon Lajoie has been cranking out some great stuff lately. Not sure when he decided to hit the online landscape, but I’m glad he did.

If you haven’t seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, well, you probably don’t want to. If you have, here’s one of many reactions to the 2 girls 1 cup viral phenomenon. You’ll know why it’s funny. Here it is, the 2 Girls 1 Cup song tribute to the original video (lyrics below):

2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute with lyrics

How do you show someone you love that they are the one?
So many ways to express love, it’s hard to choose just one.
How you gonna do it?

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.

Sometimes makin’ love’s not enough, you have to step it up.
and urinating on a face is not enough to say…I love you.

Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.

She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.

Shit in my mouth, and I’ll puke it all over your face.

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11 Responses to “2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute (music & lyrics by Jon Lajoie)”

By MICHAEL on May 20, 2008 | Reply

By susu on Oct 9, 2008 | Reply
Hmmm…..The guy is totally out of reality.
How comes such a song be distributed?

By Jon Lajoie Rocks on Oct 20, 2008 | Reply
I just love his songs ! Another awesome song ! Hope you will make Every day normal guy 3

/me gives two thumbs up !

Keep it up Dude

By irrelevant on Jan 30, 2009 | Reply
WAY to go man!
A parody on this shit is totally cool. And its well done. great production. this thing has passed (2cups) but you have great talent!

By Pulshu on Feb 9, 2009 | Reply
LOL… Just heard this song on radio.

By juggalettejaki on Feb 12, 2009 | Reply
I think its hilarious how serious this song sounds. I love you Jon

By Paulos on Feb 23, 2009 | Reply
100% Parody!! Never seen better! This guy is a true prophet. Loved it! My girlfriend doesn’t share my admiration however…she’s physically nauseous.

By theninjacrayden on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply
that video basically ruined my life.
im scared of lesbians now.
who before i thought were hot.
but god.
apparently this is how lesbians have sex.

(p.s im not that closed minded. but that video is fucking disgusting.)

By Heidi on Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
Come on….its a joke….watch the video, you’ll understand!!!

By hannah on Sep 12, 2009 | Reply
Theninjacrayden, not all lesbians have sex like that, not all lesbians indulge in things like that.
You said you’re not closed minded, but to pigeon hole all lesbians as shit/vomit eaters is stupid.

Computer Friends – Stack the Memory Lyrics/Video by Sniper Twins

Is your memory stacked? Do you have computer friends that can help you with your computer problems? If not, you might need to take some lessons from Seagate and the Sniper Twins. The new video/song is actually pretty good, especially for some relatively no-name white dudes rapping about computers, disk drives and what not. Props to Seagate for taking a risk and going with the Sniper Twins…they’ll help you stack your memory to the sky.

Computer Friends (Stack the Memory) Video/Song by Sniper Twins

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Raising McCain Song is Raisin’ Suspicion

Who said John McCain doesn’t get people excited? John Rich (from Big & Rich) has created a song and video for John McCain that sets out to show that McCain does attract a younger crowd…but will it make a splash? Personally, I don’t think the song is that amazing and I actually question John Rich’s intentions. Raising John McCain?!? From what? What does that even mean? It’s really just silly.

A part of me believes he’s just doing this for the publicity. He’s been pretty forward with the fact that he created this song, he’s been on TV, radio, etc. I don’t know, I’m being a little skeptical, but something just seems a little fishy. I do believe he’s a John McCain supporter, but I also think he’s found a great opportunity to promote himself and his music and now he’s exploiting McCain, the media, et al. Well, kudos to him, cause it seems to be working. See what you think and leave a comment if you have anything to add…

Raising McCain Video by John Rich

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Show Me Your Genitals Video With Lyrics by Jon Lajoie

Update: Looking for part 2? The show me your genitals 2 song, video, and lyrics by Jon Lajoie are now up so check it out.

Jon Lajoie is back with another hilarious music video, show me your genitals. This time he’s mocking the rap artists. It’s got that old school rap video feel to it with a classic beat and some goofy effects thrown in for good measure. Aside from being downright hilarious, Jon also manages to squeeze in a good mix of sarcasm, parody, and mockiness (yeah, i made up that word) while managing to even be a little creepy as a nerdy white guy wearing some tucked-in hawaiian shirt with khaki shorts and black socks pulled up to his calves. Anyhow, if you’re not familiar with Jon Lajoie by now, then you really need to get a nice refresher course…Instant classics include the following:

Regular Everyday Normal Guy
Regular Everyday Normal Guy 2
Song For Britney (Spears)
Sunday Afternoon
2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute

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Rick Roll Lyrics (Never Gonna Give You Up Lyrics, Rick Astley)

Surely, by now you’ve been Rick Roll’d?! And surely, by now you’ve wanted to sing along with the Rick Roll lyrics? Well, now you can sing along with Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” while you’re being RickRoll’d. And if you want to Rick Roll someone with the lyrics so they can sing along (and truly never get the song out of their head), you can send them here! Ha, they’ll hate you forever. And yet, they won’t be able to get the tune or the lyrics out of their head. Muahahaha…Get Rick Roll’d all over again…and sing along with the Rick Roll lyrics…

Rick Roll Video, RickRoll’d Video

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“I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Video, Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck

So, if you’re not up to speed on what’s been going on at the Jimmy Kimmel show, then you need to see the video where Sarah Silverman informs Jimmy Kimmel she’s sleeping with Matt Damon.

Jimmy Kimmel responded after the oscars with his own video. And guess what? He’s fucking Ben Affleck. Among the celebrity cameos in the video are: Ben Affleck (obviously), Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Harrison Ford, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, and a gospel choir a la We Are The World style.

Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s video, I’m Fucking Ben Affleck…lyrics are included below.

I’m Fucking Ben Affleck Video

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Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live – “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Music Video With Lyrics

The new princess of comedy, Sarah Silverman, breaks it to her hubby Jimmy Kimmel (on Jimmy Kimmel Live) the hard way…that she’s fucking Matt Damon. Sarah Silverman + Matt Damon = hilarious music video? Sarah Silverman + Jimmy Kimmel + Matt Damon = Sad Jimmy Kimmel. Watch as Sarah Silvermann sings to Jimmy Kimmel that she’s screwing Matt Damon…lyrics are below if you want to sing along. And big props to Matt Damon for really taking the video to the next level. It just wouldn’t have been the same without him singing along…

*UPDATE: check out Jimmy Kimmel’s response: I’m Fucking Ben Affleck

”I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Video by Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Regular Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song With Lyrics

*Update – Check out the sequel, Regular Everyday Normal Guy 2 (includes lyrics).

Every day, a normal guy is picked on for being normal…everday. It’s getting a little ridiculous, don’t ya think? Well, now the everyday normal guy has something to cheer for. Jon Lajoie (from Kids in the Hall) has been putting out some funny videos lately. His latest Everyday Normal Guy rap video is pretty damn hilarious. Though, how many everyday normal guys watch Grey’s Anatomy?

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Regular Everyday Normal Guy 2 Rap Video With Lyrics

Jon Lajoie is back. And he’s mildly upset. But guess what? He’s not gonna do anything about it mothafucka! If you didn’t see the original Everday Normal Guy rap song, then check it out ’cause it’s funny as hell. Here’s the sequel, Everyday Normal Guy 2, from the always funny Jon Lajoie:

Regular Everyday Normal Guy 2

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Cocoa Tea’s Barack Obama Reggae Song & Lyrics

Barack Obama has inspired many people in many ways (John McCain inspired Raising McCain recently) One of the more noticeable ways is through songs, music, and online videos (see Baracky, Baracky 2, and Under Barack Obama). I came across this really catchy reggae song by Cocoa Tea and thought I’d share it with you. Regardless of whether you like Barack Obama or not, Coco Tea has made a pretty good tune. Dis song been stuck in mah hed all day. Dem is gonna be shouting…

Cocoa Tea – Barack Obama Reggae Song & Video

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Asteroids Galaxy Tour – Sun Ain’t Shining No More (with Lyrics)

New favorite song: The Sun Ain’t Shining No More by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. This caught my ears from the moment I heard it. They had another song called Around the Bend that was used on an iPod commercial, but I like this one a lot more. It definitely hovers that border of catchy and cool versus annoying. It’s a song that could definitely end up being overplayed…but that won’t stop me from enjoying it now. The Asteroids Galaxy Tour are from Copenhagen and just formed within the last year or so. They’re re-working their website at the moment, but you can check it out here (takes you to their Myspace page for now). Enjoy!

The Asteroids Galaxy Tour – The Sun Ain’t Shining No More Video

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