“I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Video, Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck
February 25th, 2008 | by pfunk |
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Loading ...So, if you’re not up to speed on what’s been going on at the Jimmy Kimmel show, then you need to see the video where Sarah Silverman informs Jimmy Kimmel she’s sleeping with Matt Damon.
Jimmy Kimmel responded after the oscars with his own video. And guess what? He’s fucking Ben Affleck. Among the celebrity cameos in the video are: Ben Affleck (obviously), Brad Pitt, Joan Jett, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle, Pete Wentz, Perry Farrell, Macy Gray, Joel Madden, Benji Madden, Harrison Ford, Lance Bass, Cameron Diaz, Huey Luis, Josh Groban, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Meatloaf, Dicky Barrett, Harrison Ford, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, and a gospel choir a la We Are The World style.
Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to Sarah Silverman’s video, I’m Fucking Ben Affleck…lyrics are included below.
“I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Lyrics, Words, Script by Ben Affleck, Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It’s been a long time. I guess you’ve been…busy with…Matt Damon. I’ve been busy too. I’ve been thinking about us, and you and him and, I’m happy for you. I really am. He’s a great guy. I mean he’s the sexiest man alive. I found somebodye pretty sexy too. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but…I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin’ spit. I said I’m fucking Ben Affleck!
Ben Affleck: He said he’s fucking Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he’s got bigger tits.
Jimmy Kimmel: They’re not hairy though, right?
Ben Affleck: No…
Brad Pitt: Excuse me…Is someone here…fucking Ben Affleck?
Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I’m fucking him!
Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.
Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on fucking Ben Affleck.
Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh….
Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?
Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we’re together there’s this feeling inside.
It’s like a million butterflies flutterin’ in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I’m fucking you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our fucking won’t be stopped no matter how hard they try.
Ben Affleck: They can’t stop it.
Jimmy Kimmel: They can’t stop it.
Joan Jett: You won’t tear them apart. You can’t stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.
Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He’s fucking our friend Ben.
Don Cheadle: And so we all…we all hope Matt will understand…
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben
Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: Fucking Ben Affleck
Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Everyone: Just like prison.
Macy Gray: He’s fucking Ben…Ben Affleck’s his guy.
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it’s through the fucking night and day…
Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!
Cameron Diaz: Okay, I’ll ask him Huey, did you see them fuck at all?
Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them fuck. They were in a bathroom stall.
Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he’s fucking Ben, fucking Ben Affleck. He’s fuuuucking Bennnn!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison!
Meatloaf & Everyone: He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the fucking every way.
Dicky Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!
Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he’s fucking Ben.
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben Affleck!
[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]
Everyone: Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison.
Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!
Everyone: He’s fucking Ben! Fucking Ben Affleck. Jimmy’s the one who’s fucking Ben Affleck like they’re in prison. He’s fucking Ben. Ben Affleck’s his guy!
Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They’ve been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!
Josh Groban: That was pretty fuckin’ good.
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16 Responses to ““I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” Video, Lyrics by Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck”
By ANDREA on Feb 27, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the lyrics!!!
By pfunk on Feb 27, 2008 | Reply
you’re welcome
By kelly_ravis on Feb 28, 2008 | Reply
Is this soft-sung duet Kimmel and Affleck perform a parody of another song?
By Bill on Feb 28, 2008 | Reply
There’s a close up of someone right after Don Cheadle and before Pete Wentz. Anyone know who that is?
By T on Feb 28, 2008 | Reply
That pair of videos are by FAR the funniest hollywood has had to offer in a long time. *tips hat *
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By garrett :] on Mar 1, 2008 | Reply
ahha that is so f****** funnay ahha and the lyrics make it better lol
-garrett :]
By Dr. No on Mar 1, 2008 | Reply
Bill, I could be wrong, but.. Billy Joel.
By ANTICOMUNIST on Mar 3, 2008 | Reply
thanks!!!
really really funny
By Serena on Mar 4, 2008 | Reply
thanks for the lyrics x
By pfunk on Mar 4, 2008 | Reply
no problem Serena and anticommunis. Does anyone know if that’s really Billy Joel (cameo between Don Cheadle and Pete Wentz)?
By Joseph on Mar 7, 2008 | Reply
I am almost possitive that it is Billy Joel. If so he’s grown his hair out or gotten implants or something but it looks/sounds like him.
By Im fucki*g Matt Damon is BETTER on Mar 13, 2008 | Reply
The didnt even have the nerve to sing their own reply song, LAME… LOL still funny though.
By Luka Mason on Mar 14, 2008 | Reply
There was no Christina Applegate in the video… that was Cameron Diaz (the blond girl).
@ Luka - They’re both in there. Christina Applegate is next to Rebecca Romijn just after the scene where Harrison Ford blows a kiss from his car.
By Lync on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Funniest song in a LONG while. I agree with T one hundred percent… Hollywood hasnt seen a duo like this in many many years. I wish Jimmy and Sarah all the luck in the world.
By Buddha on Mar 21, 2008 | Reply
That’s Dicky Barrett From the Mighty Mighty Bosstones