Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live – “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Music Video With Lyrics
February 3rd, 2008 | by pfunk |
(36 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
Loading ...The new princess of comedy, Sarah Silverman, breaks it to her hubby Jimmy Kimmel (on Jimmy Kimmel Live) the hard way…that she’s fucking Matt Damon. Sarah Silverman + Matt Damon = hilarious music video? Sarah Silverman + Jimmy Kimmel + Matt Damon = Sad Jimmy Kimmel. Watch as Sarah Silvermann sings to Jimmy Kimmel that she’s screwing Matt Damon…lyrics are below if you want to sing along. And big props to Matt Damon for really taking the video to the next level. It just wouldn’t have been the same without him singing along…
*UPDATE: check out Jimmy Kimmel’s response: I’m Fucking Ben Affleck
”I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Video by Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live
“I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Lyrics – Video by Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live
- Sarah Silverman: Hey Jimmy…it’s me. I’m in ahh, a hotel…I don’t know I’ve been on the road so long I..I don’t even know what city I’m in any more to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t but it’s important, I mean we’ve been together for so long, over 5 years, and I still haven’t told you and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
- Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I’m sorry but it’s true - Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I’m not imagining it’s you - Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar - Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: While you’re drinking diet Snapple - Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She said she’s fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: Hey Kimmel, how do you like them apples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause I’m talking about her breasts…
Sarah Silverman: Yeah…it’s…it’s funny… - Sarah Silverman: Hey Jim, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times we had…Like the time we went fishing…And we caught a bunch of fish…Then you puked in the bucket…On the fish that we caught…
- Girls: Knock knock!
Boys: Who’s that knocking at my door?
Girls: Imefa!
Boys: Imefa who?
Girls: I’m fucking Matt Damon!
Boys: She’s fucking Matt Damon!
Sarah Silverman: Analyze!
Everyone: F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N…I said F-U-C-K Matt D-A-M-O-N - Sarah Silverman: I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: And you know that I ain’t lying - Sarah Silverman: I said I’m fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: Ask The Insider’s Pat O’Brien
The Insider’s Pat O’Brien: It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Matt Damon - Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] Last week when I was playing Scrabble with you online, I was fucking Matt Damon
- Matt Damon: [Remember when] You went back and forth to do your show and Regis and Kelly’s show, she was DEFINITELY fucking Matt Damon
- Sarah Silverman: [Remember when] I told you I was fucking Matt Damon? I WAS fucking Matt Damon.
- Sarah Silverman: On the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Matt Damon: She’s fucking Matt Damon
Sarah Silverman: I love L.A.! - Sarah Silverman: So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Matt Damon: No, you did great.
Sarah Silverman: Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Matt Damon: Pretty damn good.
Sarah Silverman: Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, we had a great run Jim and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all my boyfriends, my old boyfriends. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please call my publicist Amy Zvi at BNCPR. So take care
Matt Damon: You know what? Stop right there….Jimmy we’re out of time…sorry.
Sarah Silverman: [laughs] You are soo bad!
Matt Damon: A little bit, let’s put that guitar down and go fuck Matt Damon…See ya Jimmy.
10 Responses to “Sarah Silverman on Jimmy Kimmel Live – “I’m Fucking Matt Damon” Music Video With Lyrics”
By Marcy on Feb 21, 2008 | Reply
THAT IS SO FUNNY!!! GOOD JOB..HAHA TO JIMMY KIMMEL,,:P
By Jon on Mar 9, 2008 | Reply
The lyrics are wrong at the end; just thought I’ve seen the same error one a couple other sites. At the end Matt Damon says, “A little bit, let’s put that gitar down and go fuck Matt Damon. See ya Jimmy.”
By pfunk on Mar 10, 2008 | Reply
Thanks for the heads up and good catch Jon. I’ve updated the lyrics…
By diana on May 11, 2008 | Reply
very funny
By Usted on Jul 11, 2008 | Reply
I’m fucking Matt Damon
By ketty on Sep 7, 2008 | Reply
Funny
By kat on Oct 15, 2008 | Reply
i am fucking matt damon… not really but thats wellz funny
By Lieudvejgrint on Oct 18, 2008 | Reply
Hey McCain/Palin…it’s me. An American citizen. I’m in ahh, LA…I hope you know I’ve never voted..I don’t even know how, to be honest. Anyway, I’ve been thinking about you a lot, and ahh, I’ve been needing to tell you something. I don’t know why I haven’t voted because it’s important, I mean we’ve been destroyed by Bush and you evil, greedy Republicans for so long, almost 8 years, and I still haven’t voted and it’s just not right, so here it goes.
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
I’m sorry but it’s true
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
There’s no way I’ll vote for you
I’m voting OBAMA
In November, on the 4th, In L.A. and in New York, Go by bus, or by car, vote Obama anywhere you are, Vote for OBAMA, (Let’s vote for OBAMA!)
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
And for that Scranton guy who’s eatin’ Scrapple
I’m voting OBAMA
(he’s voting OBAMA)
Hey Palin, how do you like them crabapples? Get it? ‘Cause, ’cause there’s no way I’m gonna stay in a country run by a woman who’se never left her home town and by an old man who follows in Bush’s footsteps.
Yeah…I’m funny…
Hey Bush, don’t take it bad…Remember all the good times you had…Like the time we went to Iraq…And you caught a bunch of shit…Then you fucked over our country and the soldiers that went to war and they fought…
Knock knock!
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Im Vo-!
Im Vo- who?
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
Realyze!
V-O-T-ING Barack O-B-A-M-A…I said V-O-T-E for O-B-A-M-A
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
And I’ll save a spot for you in line.
I”m voting OBAMA! (He’s voting OBAMA)
Cuz’ I’m tired of all our soldiers dyin’
It’s true, The Insider has confirmed that he is in fact Voting OBAMA
[I'll say again] Next week when I’m standing to vote in line, I am voting OBAMA
[Remember when] Bilary Clinton went all over the country Baracking OBAMA? even SHE is DEFINITELY voting OBAMA
[Remember when] I told you I am voting OBAMA? I AM voting OBAMA.
In November, on the 4th, In L.A. and in New York, Go by bus, or by car, vote Obama anywhere you are, Vote for OBAMA, (Let’s vote for OBAMA!)
I’m voting OBAMA (He’s voting OBAMA)
I love the U.S.A.!
So, that’s it…umm….I think I was clear?
Yes, I did great.
Oohh, it was okay. [laughs]
Pretty damn good.
Ummm, anyway…umm, you know, you had a great run John and ahhh, I hope there’s no hard feelings, I hope we can be friends. I’m friends with all the presidents, the ex-runner-up wanna-be-never-were-has-been-that- never-was presidents. If anything isn’t clear or you need closure of some kind, please please listen to OBAMA on NPR. So take care
You know what? Stop right there…. Johnny, we’re out of time…sorry.
You suck soo bad!
In A little bit, let’s put that remote down and go vote OBAMA…See ya Johnny.
By Alicia on Jan 3, 2009 | Reply
I think this songs fab!in films matte always serious and of course mega talented. It’s great to see celebs being stupid and having a laugh. Go Sarah and matt!
I totoally wish I was fucking matt damon
Xx
By Jamie on May 24, 2009 | Reply
@Alicia
Take a number, GF!