Jon Lajoie’s “not giving a fuck” video is his most recent online video. And, as usual, it’s funny as hell. He always manages to work in something clever into the video. See if you spot it. Or, you can just NOT give a fuck and go jerk off or something….or you can NOT give a fuck about that and just lay there with your hand down your pants watching this video. Wait, that’s weird…but hey, who gives a fuck?
Turtle Has Sex With Boot? Seriously?
Check out this poor turtle trying to have sex with a boot or shoe or whatever. At first this video had me rolling on the floor laughing, and then I just felt so bad for the turtle. Here this turtle is, putting all his passion and heat into…a boot. I wonder what the little guy is thinking? Maybe the steel-toe boot feels like a turtle shell or something? Or maybe the little guy just said,”Screw it. I’m gonna try to have sex with this boot.” The turtle looks so unsatisfied afterwards. Poor guy! Somebody get this turtle a nice girl turtle to have sex with! Oh, and the sounds he makes are quite hilarious. Every thrust looks like it takes something of him…
Turtle Having Sex With Boot Video
Brother Ali – Fresh Air Lyrics, Song and Video
It’s been a long time coming, but a breath of fresh air has just been released…Brother Ali finally has a new album out. He’s been in the game for a little bit, but is only starting to become a little more known. He’s on the Rhymesayers Entertainment label along with Atmosphere, Blueprint, Eyedea & Abilities, and a grip of other folks. Check out the Fresh Air song from Brother Ali below. Can’t wait to see the video! And if you can check him out on tour, see if he’s coming your way at www.brotherali.com.
Brother Ali – Fresh Air Video & Song
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Jon Lajoie is a Stay At Home Dad
Jon Lajoie just released a new music video titled Stay At Home Dad. Jon Lajoie continues to sing about everyday life, turning the relatively boring and mundane life experiences into something of a comic masterpiece. What can I say? It’s another hit. In case you couldn’t tell by the title, this time he’s singing about taking care of his kid and wife, running errands, NOT doing drugs, watching Oprah…you know, the usual stay at home dad stuff. Oh yeah, and at the end there’s a little Rage Against The Machine tribute Check it out…
Check out these other instant classics by Jon Lajoie:
Show Me Your Genitals
Regular Everyday Normal Guy
Regular Everyday Normal Guy 2
Song For Britney (Spears)
Sunday Afternoon
2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute
Stay at home dad video
Mother Lover Video & Lyrics Starring Justin Timberlake
Saturday Night Live’s SNL digital short Motherlover features Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson. If you haven’t seen it yet, then you’ll see why everyone’s buzzing about it. It’s pretty damn hilarious and with the Mother Lover Lyrics below, you’ll be singing along like it’s your new favorite song. Check out the SNL video for Mother Lover (lyrics below).
SNL Mother Lover Video (Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg)
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Obama Llama Song, Video, Lyrics
Do you remember that song about llamas? If not, the original llama song and lyrics are at the end of this post along with a video of course. Well, the Nerdfighters created a pretty funny parody of the llama song, aptly named the Obama Llama song. It’s a bit long, but there’s an interesting bit at the end of the video that talks about how the Nerdfighters wanted to do a parody of the song, but the creator of the original Llama song said they could only do it on one condtion…that it was pro-obama. So, here you go, yet ANOTHER catchy song about Barack Obama…this time it’s the Obama Llama song:
Obama Llama Song Video
It’s Sunday Afternoon Lyrics and Dance Video by Jon Lajoie
It’s Sunday afternoon and Jon Lajoie has completed another music video. This time he’s taking on the dance genre and letting the world know what he’s gotta do on a Sunday afternoon. He’s got strobing lights, hot beats, and hilarious lyrics. Oh, and Steve makes a nice cameo at the end to help Jon with his final task of Sunday. The “Sunday Afternoon” lyrics and dance song video are below. And if you haven’t seen some of Jon Lajoie’s other stuff, they’re funny as hell. You can see them here, here, here, and here.
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Like a Boss Lyrics and Video With Seth Rogen
The Lonely Island does it again with another catchy parody tune: Like a Boss. Featuring Seth Rogen, below is the uncensored version of the Like a Boss lyrics and video. You’re guaranteed to be repeating “Like a Boss” after you hear this song…whether you like it or not! So, go ahead…watch this video, like a boss…sing along, like a boss…play it again, like a boss…rate the video, like a boss…yeah, you get the idea.
Like a Boss Video (Uncensored) featuring Seth Rogen
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Her Morning Elegance Lyrics & Music Video by Oren Lavie
I saw this music video by Oren Lavie and thought I’d share it with you. The song is called “Her Morning Elegance” and the video is pretty amazing (the song is pretty good too!). For more information about the video, Oren Lavie, and the lyrics to Her Morning Elegance, scroll down. The video is cleverly designed to tell the story of a woman through her bed. Using the bed as a backdrop for her life, the directors do a wonderful job of taking the viewer through a series of animations. At one point, and this is probably my favorite part of the video, the woman is “running” on pillows, falls through the air and into the water, swims around, and plays with fish that are represented by socks. All of this is represented through things you would find in your bedroom…pillows, socks, sheets, shirts, etc. The directors really did a great job with this video and it’s worth watcing!
Her Morning Elegance Video & Music by Oren Lavie
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Gunther – Ding Dong Song – You Touch My Tra La La (with Lyrics)
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls are back with the Ding Dong Song music video. Once again, Gunther is a pimp and he really gets the ding dong going on this one, haha. Okay, maybe not Gunther, but you touch my tra la la…lol, I could keep going, but I won’t. But you gott give props to the Sunshine Girls!
“Gunther – you touch my tra la la – Oooohhhh my ding ding dong…” LOL…Here’s another music video – The Ding Dong Song by Gunther and the Sunshine Girls:
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Baracky 2 Video – Barack Obama Battles John McCain
Baracky 2 (aka Barocky II) has recently come out, and if you didn’t see the first Baracky you should check it out. This time the creators (if anyone knows who created this I’d love to give proper credit!) used Rocky 3 as the basis with Barack Obama continuing to play Rocky Balboa and John McCain playing “Clubber” Lang (who was originally played by Mr. T.). What do you think about this creative effort to boost Barack Obama in the eyes of the online audience?
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2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute (music & lyrics by Jon Lajoie)
The 2 Girls 1 Cup Song by Jon Lajoie is another classic. Jon Lajoie has been cranking out some great stuff lately. Not sure when he decided to hit the online landscape, but I’m glad he did.
If you haven’t seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video, well, you probably don’t want to. If you have, here’s one of many reactions to the 2 girls 1 cup viral phenomenon. You’ll know why it’s funny. Here it is, the 2 Girls 1 Cup song tribute to the original video (lyrics below):
2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute with lyrics
How do you show someone you love that they are the one?
So many ways to express love, it’s hard to choose just one.
How you gonna do it?
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.
Sometimes makin’ love’s not enough, you have to step it up.
and urinating on a face is not enough to say…I love you.
Some people like to kiss, some people like to hug,
some lesbians like eatin’ each other’s shit out of a cup.
Some people say I love you, some even shout it out,
some people puke semi-digested shit into each other’s mouth.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
She’s covered in vomit and human feces,
that’s how I know that she needs me.
Shit in my mouth, and I’ll puke it all over your face.
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11 Responses to “2 Girls 1 Cup Song Tribute (music & lyrics by Jon Lajoie)”
By MICHAEL on May 20, 2008 | Reply
I SAW THAT VID “2G1C” AND NOW IM SCARED FOR LIFE!!
By susu on Oct 9, 2008 | Reply
Hmmm…..The guy is totally out of reality.
How comes such a song be distributed?
By Jon Lajoie Rocks on Oct 20, 2008 | Reply
I just love his songs ! Another awesome song ! Hope you will make Every day normal guy 3
/me gives two thumbs up !
Keep it up Dude
By irrelevant on Jan 30, 2009 | Reply
WAY to go man!
A parody on this shit is totally cool. And its well done. great production. this thing has passed (2cups) but you have great talent!
By Pulshu on Feb 9, 2009 | Reply
LOL… Just heard this song on radio.
By juggalettejaki on Feb 12, 2009 | Reply
I think its hilarious how serious this song sounds. I love you Jon
By Paulos on Feb 23, 2009 | Reply
100% Parody!! Never seen better! This guy is a true prophet. Loved it! My girlfriend doesn’t share my admiration however…she’s physically nauseous.
By theninjacrayden on Mar 25, 2009 | Reply
god.
that video basically ruined my life.
im scared of lesbians now.
who before i thought were hot.
but god.
apparently this is how lesbians have sex.
(p.s im not that closed minded. but that video is fucking disgusting.)
By Heidi on Apr 3, 2009 | Reply
Come on….its a joke….watch the video, you’ll understand!!!
By hannah on Sep 12, 2009 | Reply
Theninjacrayden, not all lesbians have sex like that, not all lesbians indulge in things like that.
You said you’re not closed minded, but to pigeon hole all lesbians as shit/vomit eaters is stupid.
Crocodile/Alligator Bites Man’s Head Off Video!
So we’ve all seen videos of a man sticking his head in a crocodile or alligator or whatever…but have you seen them get their head chomped on? Looks like this guy needs more practice. Watch as this crocodile/alligator bites this guy’s head!
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Jon Lajoie – I Come Too Fast (Lyrics & Music Video)
After a little hiatus (I assume because of his recent touring), Jon Lajoie has created another music video…(I Come) Too Fast. As you may have guessed, he’s referencing a problem many guys must confront. However, Jon Lajoie layers the discussion with his oh-so-eloquent and comedic tone. Seriously, if you haven’t heard of this guy, then you need see the other Jon Lajoie videos because they are friggin’ hilarious. If you’ve seen the others, then check out the latest: (I Come) Too Fast…
I Come Too Fast Music Video by Jon Lajoie
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Sand Art Video Presentation From SICAF
This was a presentation done in 2003 at the Seoul International Cartoon and Animation Festival (SICAF) in Korea. Watch this sand artist perform to music and create some beautiful images that tell a wonderful story through sand art…He’s practically painting pictures with sand and does a great job of moving from one piece of art to another to tell his story.
Computer Friends – Stack the Memory Lyrics/Video by Sniper Twins
Is your memory stacked? Do you have computer friends that can help you with your computer problems? If not, you might need to take some lessons from Seagate and the Sniper Twins. The new video/song is actually pretty good, especially for some relatively no-name white dudes rapping about computers, disk drives and what not. Props to Seagate for taking a risk and going with the Sniper Twins…they’ll help you stack your memory to the sky.
Computer Friends (Stack the Memory) Video/Song by Sniper Twins
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Will Ferrell as Jackie Moon – Bud Light, Suck One
One of the most memorable Super Bowl Ads for me is the Will Ferrell Bud Light commercial. Supporting Bud Light and his new movie, Semi-Pro, Will Ferrell plays Jackie Moon doing a mock commercial for Bud Light. The short and long versions of the Will Ferrell Bud Ligh Super Bowl ads are below. Both are hilarious. Like Will Ferrell says, “Bud Light, suck one.” Transcripts are below for those that want to read along.
Will Ferrell Bud Light Commercial – Short Version – “Bud Light, Suck One”
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Sarah Silverman’s Great Schlep for Obama
The Great Schlep, Sarah Silverman, Barack Obama, and Jews have a mission this election…to win Florida! So make the great schlep over to Florida and tell your grandparents to vote for Barack Obama! Sarah Silverman has done a great job with this video. It’s fairly entertaining without being too silly or stupid. It’s hard to ignore all the support for Barack these days. I mean, really…does John Mccain have a chance? Where are all his supporters? I hear more about Palin these days than John Mccain…kind of disappointng.
Sarah Silverman’s Great Schlep Video for Obama
Baracky Video – Barack Obama as Baracky or Barocky
If you haven’t seen this, it’s a pretty slick video created in support of Barack Obama, aka Baracky (or Barocky). The Baracky video portrays Senator Barack Obama as Rocky Balboa from Rocky II, while Senator Hillary Clinton is portrayed as Apollo Creed. Whoever did the editing did a pretty good job of splicing together news clips, sound bites, and audio and video from the original Rocky II movie. See for yourself…Baracky video (along with the trans-script and lyrics) is below.
Update: Check out the Baracky 2 movie!
Baracky Movie Video, Barack Obama as Ba-Rocky Balboa
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Raising McCain Song is Raisin’ Suspicion
Who said John McCain doesn’t get people excited? John Rich (from Big & Rich) has created a song and video for John McCain that sets out to show that McCain does attract a younger crowd…but will it make a splash? Personally, I don’t think the song is that amazing and I actually question John Rich’s intentions. Raising John McCain?!? From what? What does that even mean? It’s really just silly.
A part of me believes he’s just doing this for the publicity. He’s been pretty forward with the fact that he created this song, he’s been on TV, radio, etc. I don’t know, I’m being a little skeptical, but something just seems a little fishy. I do believe he’s a John McCain supporter, but I also think he’s found a great opportunity to promote himself and his music and now he’s exploiting McCain, the media, et al. Well, kudos to him, cause it seems to be working. See what you think and leave a comment if you have anything to add…